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"Sometimes I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman"
Just a few days ago, we were feeling sorry for undercover baldie Bret Michaels. The world discovered that he's a worse lip syncer than Britney Spears and he almost got decapitated by set dressing. (We still think Sebastian Bach's Broadway connections may have been calling in a favor.) But today there's no feeling sorry for [...]
"C.C., Pick Up That Guitar and OW, My Skull"
Before we get into this video clip, can someone please tell us why Bret Michaels and Poison were performing at the Tony Awards? Is there a Rock of Love musical we don't know about? (Actually, that's a fairly amazing idea. Complicated dance schemes involving throwing the devil's horns. A chorus line of skanks in bikinis. [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?
ï Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)
ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Oh, Behave
ï Gisele Bundchen may be costarring in the new Austin Powers movie. Terrific. What's next, Adriana Lima in Mighty Ducks V? (Daily Stab)
ï Eva Longoria and her husband want to invite Posh and Becks over for a foursome. A foursome consisting of slow and sensual games of Cootie! and Mousetrap. (Female Foist)
ï [...]
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Open Up and Say . . . Assassination
We know that hair-metal bands have brought much pain and suffering to innocent citizens just trying to tune into top 40 radio for the latest hit by Jody Whatley or Rick Astley, but that's no reason to start shooting at the genre's biggest stars. If the gun-toting stalker who's after Poison frontman Bret Michaels wanted [...]
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