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Paris Hilton. Brandon Davis. Sex. Ewwwww.
Another day, another story about Paris Hilton. Today she's porking Brandon Davis. God help us if they forget the condom and we finally have to experience the creation of the world's most vacuous, unnecessary human.
Does This Mean Wilmer Is Actually in a Mariachi Band?
We hate having to admit that someone as loathsome as Brandon Davis was right about something, but do you remember when, during the infamous "Firecrotch" diatribe, Brandon issued the definitive statement that Lindsay Lohan "has freckles coming out of her vagina"?
This crow doesn't taste so good.
Revealed: Brandon Davis Prefers Flashed Gash to Firecrotch
The libidinal pairing that we have long feared seems to have come to fruition. It's time to finally put your backyard Y2K shelter to use and escape society, as the sharing of sex organs between Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis can only mean ultimate death and destruction and lots of ugly, greasy, red-pubic-hair-averse children. I [...]
The Courting of Firecrotch
Old people are funny. Half the time they think it's somewhere around 1922 and insist on digging holes under the floorboards to hide the hooch in. And if the old person in question happens to be the grandmother of walking tub of Crisco Brandon Davis, she thinks that calling someone "firecrotch" in front of a [...]
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Firecrotch!: The Apology
Brandon "Coke Bloat" Davis has caved into pressure and issued a formal apology for the Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch incident using the questionable New York Post as his platform. Lindsay's russet-hued vagina had no comment.
Firecrotch!
Oil heir/professional gadabout/demi-tard Brandon Davis is not just a bloated pretty face–he's also a witty, rapier-sharp talking head when it comes to pop culture musings. Turns out that Lindsay Lohan's movie Just My Luck isn't presently bombing because of poor promotion or a lackluster script. No, the blame should be placed solely on Lohan's vagina, [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Lindsay Lohan, paparazzi, Paris Hilton
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