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CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie?
ï Mr. Skin takes to the streets of Chicago to find out which Saved by the Bell babe is the most wanted in the Windy City. (Mr. Skin)
ï Samantha Ronson blows a load all over Lindsay Lohan. Load, kiss, same thing. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï If Tom Cruise had a comic book. (Holy [...]
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Also tagged awards shows, Bret Michaels, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity hookups, Elizabeth Berkley, Josh Brolin, Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian, Kristin Chenoweth, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, plastic surgery rumors, Reggie Bush, Samantha Ronson, Sarah Jessica Parker, television, Tiffani Thiessen, Tom Cruise, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron
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CNW Junk Drawer: CBT
ï Brittany Snow not naked, but well-versed in cock and ball torture in On the Doll! (Fatback)
ï In case you were wondering if Pam Anderson's nipples were still inching their way towards her armpits, the answer is a resounding yes! (Taxi Driver)
ï Abigail Clancy: dumpy name, glamorous naked boobs in a bikini. [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Brittany Snow, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity offspring, Christina Aguilera, Elizabeth Hurley, Heath Ledger, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, movies, Pamela Anderson, Paul Newman, Samantha Ronson, Sienna Miller
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CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Cameron Diaz, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Gisele Bundchen, Hayden Panettiere, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Mena Suvari, Naomi Campbell, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise
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Stamos Nachos Not Greasy Bear's BFF
Today we bring you a very special story of a budding feud between our favorite non-celebrity celebrities, Greasy Bear and Stamos Nachos. It's kind of like one of those Battle of the Network Stars come to life where the contestants consist of a few Price Is Right models, the left center square from Hollywood Squares, [...]
Brandon Davis Hates Arabs, Self
You may remember this story about Brandon Davis inviting Paula Abdul to lick a mysterious part of his anatomy. It seems that Greasy Bear didn't stop there, also taking aim at her Middle Eastern heritage. Funny thing, though: Greasy Bear's rightful surname is Zarif and he's half Turkish. The New York Daily News reports:
Brandon crossed [...]
Brandon Davis Wants to Be Carrot Top of Insult Comedy
Paris Hilton should just dispense with the nonsense that she has a birthDATE and declare an entire birthYEAR. That way she can celebrate turning twenty-six every single weekend for the remainder of 2007. And if we're lucky Greasy Bear will attend every single celebration, yelling out possibly offensive slogans at every passing celeb in hopes [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Courtney Love, Paris Hilton, parties, Paula Abdul
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Greasy Bear Goes to the Beach
While contemplating what our final story of the day would be, we considered many options: Kid Rock wanting to beat Tommy Lee's ass, Whitney Houston selling off her underdrawers, Kevin Federline trying to get a sample of Lindsay Lohan's Popozao. But ultimately we realized that nothing we could tell, no joke we could construct, would [...]
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Paris and Britney: Fighting the Worst Fight in Human History
Apparently Paris Hilton and Britney Spears ended the shortest friendship in celebrity BFF history not over a disagreement in the best way to treat a herpes outbreak but over Greasy Bear Brandon Davis. Couldn't they find something more worthwhile to fight over? Like one of Jayden's used Pampers?
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Overgrown Oil Heir Tests "Fighting Irish" Stereotype; Loses
Revelling in other people's misfortune is our mÈtier, and revelling in the misfortune of the undeservedly wealthy and egregiously vile is our specialty-within-our-specialty. So today has been a particularly happy day around the CNW offices after hearing about Kevin Connolly repeatedly slugging bloated moneybags Brandon Davis last week. Nothing like a ninny getting his just [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, Kevin Connolly, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton. Brandon Davis. Sex. Ewwwww.
Another day, another story about Paris Hilton. Today she's porking Brandon Davis. God help us if they forget the condom and we finally have to experience the creation of the world's most vacuous, unnecessary human.