. . . we reveal Angelina Jolie’s plans to bring home a baby from Syria, even if Brad Pitt isn’t quite ready to be a dad to kid No. 7!

While Brad has said he wants a “soccer team” of kids, he’s now telling friends he’s not quite ready for another baby. However, his partner Angie is very ready and is preparing to bring home a little girl from Syria.

“He has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle,” the source says. “The idea of one more seemed ludicrous, but Angie is determined to complete her rainbow family.”

She’s like my granny with her Emmett Kelly figurines! She wouldn’t rest until the crying one carrying a bindle was hers.

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Brad Pitt is said to have held a secret meeting with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston during a recent trip to New York.

A source told Grazia that Jennifer agreed to visit Brad in his suite at the Essex House hotel, next to Central Park.

‘She arrived at his hotel suite a matter of hours after they had spoken. Brad was unloading his emotional baggage on Jen, which isn’t exactly fair considering their history.’

But the source added: ‘She was quick to tell him she wanted no part in his break-up with Angelina.’

And the reporter rummaged through the pile until she found the Angelina Jolie doll and a fake pregnancy stomach, and preggo Angie stormed into the hotel room, sobbing, and yelled, “How could you do this to me? To your family? To your unborn child?” And then all three dolls took off all their clothes and had a plastic dry-hump orgy. The end.

The couple made a surprise visit to the Licky Licious gelato store where the owner Ihab Fakhouri snapped a picture of the family that was later posted on Twitter.

It was a very rare public outing for the 14-month-old twins who, unlike their high-profile siblings, have only been seen a handful of times since their birth.

It has led to speculation about their health, with some US publications claiming they suffered allergies and were kept hidden away for safety reasons.

But the pair looked like ‘really happy kids’ according to Fakhouri, who gave them pecan, caramel, vanilla and mango ice cream to try.

They look pretty healthy. In fact, little Vivienne looks like Shiloh Part II only with the pierced ears and blingy gold chain of a New Jersey bridge and tunneler’s offspring. Knox, curiously enough, channels the downturned, doughy-faced, wiseacre moppets of the depression era. Put that kid in suspenders, short pants, and a porkpie hat, make him say “Aw, applesauce!” and you’ve got Chubbsy-Ubbsy from the Little Rascals.

Wicked crazy cuteness at an ice cream parlor in Amman, Jordan:

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ARCHITECTURE fanatic BRAD PITT has spent £50,000 building a bespoke run – for his children’s gerbils.

The Hollywood heavyweight is fascinated by design and construction and personally oversaw every step of the project at his family’s French estate.

It features a maze of tunnels, seesaws and platforms which makes the rodents the most pampered vermin on the planet.

“It’s incredibly complex and cost a lot but Brad’s more than happy with any activity that can combine his two passions – his kids and architecture.”

That sounds cool and all, but our childhood gerbils were perfectly happy with the mazes we built out of our dad’s empty PBR cans. They didn’t need anything fancy to poop in. They were simple gerbil folk.

P.S. We deserve a huge pat on the back this morning. It’s the Tuesday after a three-day weekend and we wrote a story involving gerbils and didn’t take the easy way out with a Richard Gere joke. That takes determination, people.

“I certainly had my day,” Pitt, 45, told HBO’s Bill Maher in an interview Friday after the Real Time host called the actor’s role “one of the best stoner performances.” (Watch a clip above)

Maher — who was grilling the actor on his upcoming flick Inglourious Basterds — also recounted a New Year’s Eve party at which he says he witnessed Pitt rolling “the most perfect” joints he had ever seen. Pitt’s cheeky response? “I’m an artist.”

“I’m a dad now. You want to be alert and my eyes used to glaze over when I did that,” he told Maher.

What do you think Angie gave up for her kids? Cause we’re pretty sure there are still nights when she disappears for lesbian orgies/non-lethal knife fights. Maybe she gave up trans fats.

Angelina Jolie

Last week Brad Pitt sent tongues wagging when he told Parade that the secret stone grotto behind the waterfall in his pool is “a great place for sex.”

Now, Angelina Jolie says that’s not their only secret hideaway. “Yeah, well, we got a few special places,” she told Extra.

Like in the can? We bet she means in the can.

It seems that Brangelina know how to keep their sex lives spicy after Brad Pitt revealed that he and Angelina Jolie have a hidden sex grotto outside their house.

Brad and Ange, who have six children can often find it hard to spend quality time together, but luckily for them, this secret stone grotto behind a waterfall in their pool is;  “A great place for sex.” He told Parade.

Provided the chlorine doesn’t ruin it, the frothy runoff from piston-like thrusting of Angelina and Brad could be just what Ponce de Leon was looking for. The Jolie-Pitts best install a state-of-the-art security system, lest they wake up in the middle of the night to find J. Lo and Madonna crouched in their grotto with straws.

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