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Scott Ian, Eat Your Heart Out
Now that Captain Lou Albano has gone to heaven, it’s nice that Brad Pitt is keeping the flame of “people in the public eye with crazy crap hanging off their beards” blazing.
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The Fantasy Brad and Jen Reunion, Part Bazillion
Sometimes we wonder about tabloid writers. Chances are they’re not actually fielding hot tips from celebrities’ best friends during their work day. No, we image that their offices are filled with an endless supply of Barbie and Ken dolls dressed up like various stars, and to get ideas for new stories they pick a few [...]
Knox and Viv Emerge from Quarantine
They live! Despite many rumors that wondertwins Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt are wheezy, allergy-ridden bubble babies who can’t stop barfing and shitting, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought them out into the world this weekend. The Daily Mail reports:
The couple made a surprise visit to the Licky Licious gelato store where the owner Ihab Fakhouri [...]
Brad Pitt’s Gerbils’ House Is Nicer Than Yours
A lot of the time, we make fun of celebrities and their excess. Posh Spice washes her hair in pigeon urine she has imported from Indonesia? That’s just stupid and ripe for ridicule. But once in a while a story will come along that demonstrates how much fun it can be to be ridiculously wealthy [...]
Brad Pitt Gives up the Weeeeeeeeed
You’re totally jealous of Brad Pitt, right? He’s rich and famous and powerful and has lots of motorcycles and gets to stick his thingy inside of Angelina Jolie. Sounds pretty great. But don’t be jealous, man. You’ve got one thing on him. At least you can smoke the weed if you want to. Except when [...]
The Grotto Ain’t the Only Hot Spot in Brangelinatown
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the premiere of his choadily-spelled movie Inglourious Basterds Monday evening. Brad wore a black suit, sunglasses, and a graying goatee, while Angelina donned a sexy black leather dress accessorized with Brad’s nuts in the pocket. Oh, and they were asked about their sex grotto. US Weekly writes:
Last week Brad [...]
Brangelina and the Sensual Chamber of Sexy Secrets
Back when they first joined forced in 2005, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt deafened a nation with the carnal jungle cries that were the result of the joining of America’s Sexiest Genitals. Now that the newness of the relationship has worn off and they’re parents of six, they’ve most likely settled into a dull day-to-day [...]
The Curious Case of Benjamin Drunkon
When asked which celebrity they would most want to fondle their private parts, 98% of humans (male and female), and probably a similar percentage of the animal kingdom, say Angelina Jolie. So why is that the one guy who actually gets to wave his boner in Angie's face always looks miserable? They're on the red [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Montag Twatt
You WILL see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. Just what you always wanted! (Yeeeah!)
Hands off the Brad Pitt. Do not touch the Brad Pitt. That means you, Ann Curry. (Anything Hollywood)
When Megan Fox gets a manicure, she actually gets a pedicure. Get it? No? Click on the link then, Einstein. (The Blemish)
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Brad Pitt Gets Peed onóDrip Drip Drip
We know you like to think of movie stars as glamorous people who bathe in Evian and wipe their asses with rose petals, but the truth is they're just like us. Sometimes they get wedgies. And maybe they look around for paparazzi first, but they pick 'em out, just like you. Also, sometimes they get [...]
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