The court has released what it calls the "Tentative Statement of Decision." It is a highly sensitive document, which outlines a bitter, ongoing battle between Stone and ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.

Among many things, the judge says, "Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan." In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but "there was no evidence to support this allegation."

And then the court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."

Initially we were with Sharon on this one. Stinky feet are just so hard to overcome. We've tried everything, covering the soles with Band-Aids, spreading a thin layer of cream cheese in the bottom of our shoes, rubbing Vaseline on the feet of our Jessica Simpson voodoo doll. But nothing seemed to work! We were just about to resort to Sharon's Botox recommendation when the genius Phil Bronstein stepped in. Socks! Deodorant! What brilliant solutions! Thank you, Phil, you truly are a great man.

Also, is it really surprising that Shazza would suggest such an extreme solution to a common problem? After all, this is the woman who proposed that when threatened with date rape a woman should, not kick the perpetrator in the nads or stab him repeatedly with your keys, but stuff his dick in her maw. Truly a fount of wisdom, that one.


Forget about her parenting skills and see Sharon Stone nude at MrSkin.com.

WHICH 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she's only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: "Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can't be on Botox when you are pregnant."

We've got a better solution for Nicole: Have Madame Tussaud's carve up a couple of statues of Nicole in various states of pregnancy and send them to red-carpet events. No one will know the difference, and Nicole can stay locked up at home until the kid pops, assuring that no paps will snap Nic looking like Droopy Dog. Once the kid's old enough to talk and starts calling Katie Holmes Mommy, though, we'll be out of suggestions.