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Megan Fox Drinks to Forget (That She's the Star of Transformers 2)
Remember that one dude in high school who was always telling you, "Duuuuude, you've gotta get stoned and watch Fantasia. You'll think Mickey Mouse is, like, God, and will turn all the trees on Earth to giant lollipops and the roads to rivers you can walk on and shit. It's totally trippy." Well, Megan Fox [...]
Tonight, on a Very Special Three's Company
Come and knock on our door! We'll be waiting for booze! Joyce DeWitt, aka Janet from Three's Company, was busted for DUI over the weekend. Now let's switch theme songs for a moment and sing "give us any chance we'll take it, give us any booze we'll drank it" because guess who was pulled over [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, celebs in bikinis, Denise Richards, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan, movies, Robert Pattinson, television
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A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pete Wentz Into a Bar . . .
Pete Wentz is such a multi-talent. He plays bass! He produces! He designs hoodies for assholes! He busts nuts inside Ashlee Simpson's womb! He shows the internet his dick root! And he owns a bar. It's called Angels & Kings and it's in NYC and apparently, it's a great place to go if you're still [...]
The World's First Supermodel Taken Down By World's First Supermargarita
Sexy, funny, Ocasek-banging, totally fierce MILF Paulina Porizkova has taken to the streets to tell everyone how she was fired from America's Next Top Model due to Tyra Banks being a seven-headed hydra who is so hungry for power she eats only Power Bars and, like, electricity and stuff. Hopefully someone will give Paulina another [...]
Kiefer Hated that Target Capsule Collection as Much as the Rest of Us
As long as charming boozebag Kiefer Sutherland is in town, Hollywood maidens need not fear brutish fashion designers besmirching their honor. Monday night, while at an afterparty for the Met Costume Gala, a kerfuffle went down involving a fashion designer, Brooke Shields, and a goat-like butt to the head. Hit us with the story, TMZ:
It [...]
Amy Winehouse Won't Let Hospitalization Slow Down Her Busy Drinking Schedule
We've got an Amy Winehouse story for you today. And it involves at least two of the following elements (all favorites in the Wino gossip arsenal): drugs, booze, hospitalization, public nudity, weeping sores. Go ahead and make your guesses, then dive into this short tale from The Sun:
EVEN going to hospital doesnít slow down AMY [...]
More from the Three Ring "Circus"
Britney Spears’s Cavalcade of Nutty-Ass Goofery (aka her Circus Tour) continues this week with some kook jumping up on stage and trying to dance with her during “Womanizer”. At the exact moment Britney is singing “I got your crazy.” You have to hand it to him, loon’s got good timing. TMZ scoops:
Cops tell TMZ a [...]
Justin Timberlake, Tequila Pusher
If you were Jessica Biel's boyfriend, you'd probably cower at her every movement, quake at the thought of her ability to take that sweet, sweet ass away from you, and you'd never ever challenge a single word she said. But since Justin Timberlake is her boyfriend, and he has tasted the sweet nectar of half [...]
Two Baldwins and a Little Lohan
It seems that everyone wants to lend a hand to keep Lindsay Lohan on track with her sobriety and saving her career. Well, everyone except her girlfriend and her mom and her dad. But you know, pretty much everyone else. First Warren Beatty offered up his pool house, and now two brothers Baldwin want to [...]
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