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Breakfast of Champions
There are heroes everywhere. The person who calls 911 on their domestically abusive neighbors. The mentally challenged kid who bags your groceries. The person who rings up a $700 bar tab at 7 in the morning, who also goes by the handle “Kiefer Sutherland“. TMZ reports:
Kiefer Sutherland racked up the following $700 bar tab between [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: “He’s So F–ing Rude”
Kate Moss goes apeshit and throws a hissy fit at the GQ Awards. Because there’s nothing more sassy and sexy than an aging supermodel mom screaming and flinging nicotine-stained yellow spittle while stumbling around. Rawr! (Anything Hollywood)
Ellen Pompeo is busy cooking a baby in her womb. Meanwhile, Ellen Pompeo’s husband is busy porking a waitress. [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, celebrity breakups, Ellen Pompeo, Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin, Kate Moss, Kim Cattrall, Matt Damon, Megan Fox, models, movies, Rose McGowan
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CNW Junk Drawer: Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter. Minka Jeter.
Derek Jeter makes 500 trillion dollars a year and now he’s going to marry Minka Kelly. And you guys don’t want Socialism? (Yeeeah!)
Jennifer Aniston nips out for Elle. Fashionably sharp, old girl. (CityRag)
Even Anderson Cooper can’t hide the vitriol when it comes to indulging Heidi Montag’s poppycockery. (Gone Hollywood)
Gerard Butler slapped a dog. And he [...]
No Flashlee for Ashlee
That picture over there to your left, that’s Ashlee Simpson at the launch party for her new, groundbreaking, sure to cure the world of all ills, like cankles and visible roots, show Melrose Place. Or, to put it another way, that’s Ashlee Simpson before the open bar. Sure, the girl has money (somehow), but she [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
The Curious Case of Benjamin Drunkon
When asked which celebrity they would most want to fondle their private parts, 98% of humans (male and female), and probably a similar percentage of the animal kingdom, say Angelina Jolie. So why is that the one guy who actually gets to wave his boner in Angie's face always looks miserable? They're on the red [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: 67 Hours of Labor
Rihanna’s bringing back the Gumby. You go, girl. (Yeeeah!)
Top 100 Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time! Shut the door, turn off your phone, and dig into #40-31. (Mr Skin)
Lake Bell in a see-through bra for GQ. Who’s Lake Bell? Who cares! (The Blemish)
Michael Jackson’s doctor will most likely be charged with manslaughter. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton claims [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity deaths, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Dominic Monaghan, Evangeline Lilly, Kelis, Lake Bell, magazines, Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Rihanna
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Megan Fox Drinks to Forget (That She's the Star of Transformers 2)
Remember that one dude in high school who was always telling you, "Duuuuude, you've gotta get stoned and watch Fantasia. You'll think Mickey Mouse is, like, God, and will turn all the trees on Earth to giant lollipops and the roads to rivers you can walk on and shit. It's totally trippy." Well, Megan Fox [...]