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In Fashion, One Day You’re in Your Clothes, the Next Day, You’re Out
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. I don’t think your ready for this. Her body’s too Heidilicious for ya, babe. Last month we brought you promise of Heidi Klum naked in an upcoming coffee table book called Rankin’s Heidilicious. At the time, the model/Project Runway [...]
Kate Moss Gets Tossed (by Man in Butt Floss)
Kate Moss is a very versatile model/celebrity/champion smoker and snorter of various substances. First of all, she can wear clothes. And she does it pretty well, looks hot and young and trendy. But beyond that, she can not wear clothes. And she still looks hot and young and trendy. Plus, she’s topless. Works on many [...]
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Schneider Would Not Be Cool With This
Many of you youngsters probably do not remember the excellent televised ode to single motherhood and moustachioed building supers, One Day at a Time, so you don’t remember Mackenzie Phillips as Julie Cooper. Mackenzie is the half sister of Bijou Phillips and the daughter of John Phillips, aka Papa John from the Mamas and the [...]
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Today’s Shocker: Jack Black Is Dirty
We’ve never put much thought into the sexual life of Kathy Griffin. We think she might have been married once, but we’re not really sure. We generally just assumed that instead of sex she just has six buff gay men in boy shorts tickle her with feathers and tell her she’s fierce. But apparently once [...]
Heidi Klum To Show Her Klams in Book Form
Words that could easily describe Heidi Klum: Pretty. Tall. Busty. Patient. Fertile. But naughty? That doesn’t exactly jump out at us. But that’s how Heidi describes a new coffee table book that will feature nude photos of the model, naughty. We’re guessing she means that in more of the ruffled-panties, pinky-in-the-corner-of-the-mouth, winking way rather than [...]
Kanye West Says: Books Are Lame, But Buy Mine Anyway
We should totally get into the book-writing business. It sounds so easy! On this website we have to write things every single day, but with a book you just write it once and you keep on making money from it for years to come. And if you're really smart, the writing part will be a [...]
Angelina Jolie a Man-Stealing Hussy? You Don't Say.
You probably thought that Angelina Jolie was a sensitive, misunderstood soul who only started humping a married man because they were soul mates and the universe demanded they pair up to form the world's most beautiful, perfect, multiethnic family. But turns out Ang just likes seducing men away from other women. Even if the other [...]
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I Like Green Crack and Ham, I Do, I Like Them, Sam I Am
It's the end of the night, and all you want to do is put the kids to bed so you can get down to your real loves: porn and Mad Dog 20/20. But first there is the tucking in and the story reading. You could go with the classics, Dr. Seuss or Goodnight Moon. But [...]
You Want Heidi Klum Nude? You Got It, Dude!
Well, hello there, chickadees. Are you ready for another Monday morning? Do you have a strong cup of coffee and a long list of Twitter updates to slog through? Are you still having trouble breaking out of your weekend haze? Well then, we've got just the thing for you: Heidi Klum nude and frolicking on [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes Dash of Her Board
ï Diamond Dash is neither the game that came preloaded on your cell phone nor the new baby of mogul Damon Dash. It's what Paris Hilton just paid $280,000 to have installed in her pink Bentley. It's the economy, sluthead! (The Blemish)
ï Holly Madison will be replacing an injured Jewel on Dancing [...]
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Also tagged Ashlee Simpson, Brian Austin Green, celebrity hookups, celebrity offspring, Holly Madison, James Franco, Jewel, Kanye West, Megan Fox, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, television
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