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Top Chef, Top Chest
Some famous ladies, especially the ones who became famous because they had hot bodies, are very concerned with what the gift of motherhood (a.k.a. growing a squirming fetus in your formerly perfectly flat stomach) will do to their bodies. But not Padma Lakshmi. She doesn’t need that modeling business anymore. She was married to Salman [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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January Jones, Boob Faker?
The other day we showed you some ridiculously awesome pics of Mad Men star January Jones and her mega cleave in GQ. And if you were anything like us, you said, “Hot holy hell, look at those hooters!” and then tried to remember exactly how Balki Bartokomous’s Dance of Joy went. But today there are [...]
January Jones Says, “Suck on These, Joanie!”
You know how sometimes the younger sister ends up being the wild one? The older sister gets to do everything first, sure, but then the younger one gets so overcome with jealousy that she’s all, “Yeah, sis, you think you’re better than me cause you can smoke pot and give blowjobs? I’ll show you. I’ll [...]
That Is Also a Pretty Dress
You almost certainly had a social studies teacher who wore a mint Sta-Prest pantsuit and a holiday themed brooch well into the ’90s, but she wasn’t out of style. She just found a look that worked for her. The same goes for Rihanna. Only instead of Mrs. Potter’s ankle-length Dacron, Rihanna’s go-to fabric is something [...]
Amanda Seyfried’s Boobs Will Make You Forget that Chick with the Tattoos
Even though Jennifer’s Body (yes, that again) bombed, no one seems to be giving up on it, pushing the hell out of Megan Fox and her supposed sexiness. But we’ve had enough, dammit! We will not fall for your attempts to make Megan Fox the new Angelina Jolie. (OK, we won’t fall for it anymore.) [...]
AnnaLynne McCord Makes 90210 Must See TitV
We are never going to like AnnaLynne McCord. It’s not really anything against her as a person. It’s her damn parents’ fault. Because there is no reason that in the course of typing a person’s name we should have to use the shift key four times. It causes ire in us akin to people making [...]
Boring Emmys Bring Booming Boobies
First of all, we must say that we’re not a fan of these back-to-back awards ceremonies. We haven’t even seen the Us Weekly VMA fashion roundup yet, and already the Emmys are over. We need a little more time to recover from rich and famous people getting big shiny statues. But no matter, the Emmys [...]
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Rihanna Knows How to Accessorize
The awesomely radical Rihanna walked around in New York City yesterday while loose-fisted ex Chris “A ASSHOLE” Brown picked up horse pies as part of his battery community service over in Virginia. Brown may have been wearing a bright orange vest and a pair of weeding gloves but Rihanna opted for an even more utilitarian [...]
Blake Lively, Boob Slightly
Dudes. It’s time we had a talk. We understand that sometimes you get overly excited upon seeing a human female nipple. Your subconscious takes over and floods your brain with feelings of home and comfort and nourishment and love. But you see, we were bottle fed, so we don’t fall for any of that bullshit. [...]