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It's a Beautiful Day . . . to Scratch Your Balls
At first we thought this was a picture of Robin Williams saying good morning, Vietnads, but then we realized that for Robin Williams to show that much skin would involve at least one full case of Nair. No, that's OG tool Bono. And as always he's a bit behind the times. Paris Hilton's been rocking [...]
Bono Superpokes Bikini Teen Hotties in Facebook Pics
Facebook has kind of become the "classy" MySpace. Like its slutty predecessor, one can use it for posting passive-aggressive updates like "Joe Schmoe is UTTERLY DEVASTATED" and allude to your romantic availability via relationship updates; however, people's moms are on it and it generally doesn't feature glitter graphics of blinged out pot leaves, so it's [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Ambrosio of the Gods
ï Model Alessanda Ambrosio is out Victoria's Secret undies. Yayyy! And into a bikini. Boooo. No, wait. Yay. (Egotastic!)
ï "I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the Fat Shady, all you other Fat Shadys are just imatatin'." (Cityrag)
ï We can't improve on this original headline: 1 Hayden, 2 Cups. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Penelope Cruz and [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: She's Like the Bling Through My Tree
ï Dirty Dancing's Patrick Swayze says he's experimenting with ìrap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.î That makes sense, since rap rhythms are a feeling; a heartbeat. Guh-gung. Guh-gung.
ï Katie Holmes sez: "I won't wed 'til afterbirth!" God, that's sick! Oh, wait. That's "after birth".
ï Still married to one nonfamous guy, [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Cindy Crawford, Eminem, Katie Holmes, Keira Knightley, Naomi Watts, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Patrick Swayze, Stephanie Seymour, Tori Spelling
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CNW Junk Drawer: Days of Wine Coke and Roses
ï According to PerezHilton.com, Rose McGowan was arrested last night at the T-Mobile party in Hollywood. He won't say why, but there are little Photoshopped white granules gently marching up her nose in the picture. Does she have really bad allergies? Was she doing some particularly dusty drywall work? Seriously, can someone help us [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, David Copperfield, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Lopez, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Rose McGowan
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