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The Greatest Love of All Comes to a Bitter End
It's been fourteen long years in the making, but Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are finally Splitsville. No word yet in regards to the cause of the breakup, but in situations like this, it's usually because one of them got clean. And seeing how Whitney's been appearing in public with her wig on straight while [...]
Didn't We Almost Smoke It All
Beware, little children: If you work really, really hard to evolve from your local gospel choir to garishly colored videos on MTV requiring eighteen cans of Aquanet per performer, then transition yourself into an "actress" who gets to swoon over pre-Waterworld, pre-happy endings Kevin Costner, there will be a downside. You will soon meet up [...]
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Bobby Brown Must Have Saved up Some of His Crack Money to Buy a Computer
We all know that Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are double-dipped in crazy, so what's it like growing up with the doody bubbles as your parental figures? Apparently it causes you to accept MySpace as your personal friend and confidante.
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I Will Always for a Few Years Love You
When the first decade of the 21st century draws to a close who will you think of as the most devastating celebrity de-coupling? Brad and Jen? Nick and Jessica? The Hoff and anonymous blonde? No, we're guessing your five-years-from-now self will be the most torn up over Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
Every Little Poop I Take, You Will Be There
Obviously Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown are way too comfortable with their bodily functions. Not only do they freely talk about the various things coming out of their asses, they do in front of television cameras. But then we canít poop unless the bathroom door is locked, the lights are out, and the house is [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Engagements A-Go-Go. And Poop.
ï Pink proposed to her boyfriend, motocross racer and Surreal Life star Carey Hart. Not to be confused with Corey Hart. That would just be preposterous.
ï Looks like Stella Lost Her Groove again. Because, as it turns out, her groove was A Gay.
ï Fergie scares us. Fergie looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid that grew [...]
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