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CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
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Hell To the No: Bobby Brown's Son Says LiLo Was His Tenderoni
Since Lindsay Lohan moved on to sucking clam in the DJ booth, we haven't heard many of those "I banged LiLo in a toilet stall" stories that we feel like we've heard a million times before. Penthouse Forum The Sun relays this very believable story:
THEREíS not a week that goes past without a new LINDSAY [...]
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Ray J To Bobby Brown: You Don't Give Good Love
If you are like Serge Gainsbourg (Which, obviously, you are. We can tell by your spot-on rendition of "Lemon Incest."), then you want to crawl into the non-dooty-bubble-containing hole previously visited by Bobby Brown, i.e., Whitney Houston's vagina. And if you ever get that chance, erstwhile Kardashian humper and brother to Brandy Ray J has [...]
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Whitney Houston: Tenderoni. Drug Pusher.
To listen to Bobby Brown tell his sad tale of woe, you'd think him a wide-eyed naÔf being taken by the hand by a hollow-eyed, fur-coated ghoul named Whitney, led into a troll cave, and plied with all manner of illicit powders and potions. Today, our beloved gossip sober companion, Female First, has a few [...]
Bobby Brown Did Not Have Heart Attack; Crack Attack Likely
Everybody calm the fuck down; Bobby Brown did not have a heart attack. He just stopped by the hospital for the whole turn-your-head-and-cough treatment. He needed an experienced doctor to stick a couple of fingers up his rectum and search for errant doodie bubbles. You don't want those things inching their way out when you're [...]
Bobby Brown Hears Teenagers Love Poverty, Sues for Custody
Things to do when you wish to gain custody of your child: Shower. Wear a suit. Keep a steady job. Hire a reputable lawyer. Don't refer to your offspring as "a rude, thoughtless little pig." Things Bobby Brown does when he wishes to gain custody of his daughter Bobbi Kristina: Claim he couldn't attend the [...]
I Wanna Divorce with Somebody
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's divorce has been finalized. It must feel really great to finally be rid of that crazy bitch. Wait, which one are we talking about? It applies to either one, really. Anyway, the real victim here, Bobbi Kristina, will stay with her mother. TMZ reports:
It's pretty much all over — including [...]
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Maybe Howard Stern Can Give Him a Job Producing Realistic Fart Sounds
Doubtless you've heard Bobby Brown was arrested and put in jail for not being able to keep his kids in Fubu gear and Bratz dolls. This is not all that surprising. Also not surprising: He can't scrounge up the dough to make bail. Crack may be whack, but shit's also expensive.
Bobby Brown to Produce Plaything for Baby Speedball Doherty
Bobby Brown has knocked up Super Head, a.k.a. Karrine Steffans. Apparently whack crack gives sperm super powers to defy modern medical science and all the rules of logic.