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Page Six Blind Items: Harder to Crack Than a Rubik's Cube
You're totally sick of the late-'80s neon revival already, right? Ready for something new? Break out the glow sticks and 48-inch pant legs, cause rave's coming back, courtesy of one of our most cutting-edge celebrities. Page Six offers up this blind item:
WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an [...]
CNW Blind Item: Scarfin' and Barfin'
You may think that we're just another run-of-the-mill gossip blog that culls its content from similar blogs. But in some circles we're known as VIPs who have ins with major celebrity players. Like the key grip on a student film shot at Loyola and one guy who was Pauly Shore's valet last week. Being this [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Chokin' 9 to 5
Rip Torn got ripped. And then he drove. And then he got arrested. And became the subject of the foxiest mug shot since Nick Nolte’s.
Sophie Marceau showing nipples is much more interesting than Marcel Marceau . . . miming . . . nipples. Or something.
Scarlett Johansson is not opposed to doing nudity. [...]
"Tasty Former Stylist Skewers" the Closest Nicole Richie Gets to Food
We better watch our backs and our Moveable Type–Nicole Richie is getting into the gossip game. More specifically, she is getting into the blind item game, as evidenced by this little number she penned and left on her MySpace blog:
What 35 year old raisin face whispers her order of 3 peices of asparagus for dinner [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "I Am In the Process of Putting on Weight, and That Should Be Enough"
ï Oprah was not invited to Tom and K-Hole's wedding, but she is trying to figure out what to send them as a gift. Duh! A couch.
ï Bigger news than Santa arriving at the lighting of the Macy's Christmas tree: Victoria's Secret supermodels getting on their boob-shaped spacecraft and arriving on Earth after [...]
Rhymes with "Mipole Blichie"
The New York Post's blind items are so cryptic. For the better part of the morning, we've been perched in our seats staring at this one, back and neck stiffened with deep concentration, brow furrowed, teeth digging into lower lip:
Which young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During [...]
Kevin Costner. What a "Jerk".
Listen, we're not going to beat around the bush. This story, right here, is rough. Real rough. The Pat O'Brien sex tape story was a tra-la-la cakewalk in a park full of lilacs in bloom compared to this. If you are strong of stomach and have a steely resolve, then by all means, strap on [...]
CNW Blond Blind Item #6: Mean and Unclean
Last week, a photo shoot called for a certain staggeringly famous blonde celeb to pose in the outdoors sitting in a kiddie pool. Not wanting to waste a millisecond of her time or risk certain pruning in the water, a body double was hired to marinate in the pool and pose as the photog adjusted [...]
CNW Blond Blind Item(s) #4 and 5
Which freshly single star is reaping the benefits of her brand new swinger status? Rumor has it, about two weeks ago she played horsey with a certain usually-second-fiddle-but-about-to-become-leading-action-hero star.
And speaking of "horsey", this starlet is notorious for holding up filming on her productions. She spends an awful lot of time hiding out in her trailer, [...]
CNW Blind Item #3: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
It seems that the denizens of Hollywood have grown skittish in the tsunami-like wake of Tropical Storm TomKat. Honestly, not much is going on today. Well, Lindsay Lohan's entire family are w.t. jailbirds, and Hermes are not only purveyors of obscenely overpriced purses, they are total fucking Oprah-hating racists. But where are the illegitimate babies, [...]