Tag Archives: Blake Lively
Blake Lively’s Boobs: Cruel Plastic Hoax?
Awhile back there was this little show called the Emmys. People got awards for doing stuff like managing not to completely trod all over the grave of the best documentary ever. And it was really boring. So we focused on Blake Lively’s boobs. And we scratched our head. We looked and stared and contemplated and [...]
What’s the Gossip, Girl? Blake Lively’s Nude. Sort of.
Blake Lively nude! Blake Lively nude! Well, sort of. But still, we’re going to head out to the street corner, dressed in our best tweed short pants, our newsy hat jauntily tipped to the side, and yell it for all to hear. Then, quietly, we’ll say, “strategically nude, that is, pressed up against some old [...]
Boring Emmys Bring Booming Boobies
First of all, we must say that we’re not a fan of these back-to-back awards ceremonies. We haven’t even seen the Us Weekly VMA fashion roundup yet, and already the Emmys are over. We need a little more time to recover from rich and famous people getting big shiny statues. But no matter, the Emmys [...]
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Blake Lively, Boob Slightly
Dudes. It’s time we had a talk. We understand that sometimes you get overly excited upon seeing a human female nipple. Your subconscious takes over and floods your brain with feelings of home and comfort and nourishment and love. But you see, we were bottle fed, so we don’t fall for any of that bullshit. [...]
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester Lick It Up
Blake Lively and "I was born in jail" Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl are the subject of Terry Richardson's recent shoot for Rolling Stone. Like a lot of photographers, Richardson follows a narrative with his shots, letting the images tell a story. Here, the story goes "Once upon a time there were two pretty girls [...]
Gossip Girl Gots Gams
If we asked you to picture "wise men" in your mind, you'd think of a couple of gruff-voiced, aging gentlemen with comically long beards twirling a long staff in hand traveling across the land, perhaps with a camel in tow? Hey, you just described ZZ Top on tour. Minus the camel. And plus the Eliminator. [...]
Blake Lively Slips Her mam der Woodsen
Do you miss Gossip Girl? Have you spent your summer wondering if things between Serena and Dan will work out? Have you been picturing the hot hate sex between Blair and Chuck? Have you been counting down the days until you get to see the whole cast decked out in Bill Blass resort wear (the [...]
Or, What Happens When You Acquit R. Kelly
Gossip Girl star Blake Lively was hard at work on her show yesterday when her little dog took offense to the unflattering beige schmatte she was wearing. And pissed on it. Splash News has the poop pee:
A solo Blake Lively has to stop and get out of a Gossip Girls cast van because her dog [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big
Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! [...]
Gossip Girl's Blake Lively in a Bikini OMFG LOL WTF BBQ
Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Gossip Girl! GOSSIP GIRL!!!! In a bid to increase our under-21 readership, we’re only going to talk about The Hills and Gossip Girl from now on. A good place to start is GG’s Blake Lively in a bikini. Unfortunately, the view is somewhat obscured by her onscreen boyfriend Penn [...]