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CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, awards shows, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, Jada Pinkett Smith, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, movies, RenÈe Zellweger, Samantha Ronson, Soulja Boy, Will Smith
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Amy Winehouse Chooses Adulterous Beach Sex over Deceased Married Coitus
That exquisite dutchess herself, Fergie, traded being Fergalicious with being Ferga-missus when she married whatshisname on Saturday. Also, Madonna went on a date with a "mystery man" while her erstwhile secret lover macked on Kate Hudson. Love is blooming in Hollywood, like so many chancres on Paris Hilton's labia, but one couple is not so [...]
Well, See Ya
Remember how Amy Winehouse's amphibian-faced husband, Blake Fielder-Civil Servant, was in jail for a year? Then he got out a couple of weeks ago and went straight to rehab? Remember that? Well, he's back in jail. He gave a dirty tinkle sample. The Sun shares this touching holiday parable that they've titled "Blake Goes Back [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist
ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)
ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)
ï [...]
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Winehouse's Hubby Kinda Likes It in Jail
Romeo and Juliet. Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. Snow White and Prince Charming. Many couples in history and fable embody everlasting love, but none quite as much as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Blake is currently serving a sentence in the pokey for beating up a bartender and then bribing him to shut up about [...]
YAY! Finally! New Amy Winehouse Song!
Amy Winehouse’s charming husband, her Blake Incarcerated, pleaded guilty to beating up a barkeep and then bribing a witness. Another thing he’s guilty of: being a total jive turkey. News of the World was contacted by a former friend of Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil and given a stack of photos and a video. A [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: She's Still Got (T)it!
ï Elizabeth Hurley's colossal cleavage never seems to age. Baffling! (The Blemish)
ï Amy Winehouse and her imprisoned husband: they're either going to be "together forever", or she's cheating on him and will be forced to give him three million dollars. Either way, she's screwed. (Female First)
ï Tom Cruise was once Cher's bagel [...]
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Wino Boobs=Smack
Just about a month ago we were given the gift of Amy Winehouse's tape-covered 'hab-bags, and at the time we mentioned the curious fact that "Amy Winehouse nude" had been one of CelebNewsWire's top ten search phrases for a couple of months. Well, we're sorry to report that your interest in Wino's wobblies has diminished [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Gimme Moore (in a Bikini)
ï Demikini. Bidemi? Moorekini. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Amy Winehouse plans to heal from her husband's arrest by backpacking through India. Yeah, there is absolutely nothing funny about that sentence. Nothing mockable there, no siree. (Socialite's Life)
ï Tom Cruise sure can cut a rug, boy! Look at 'im jitterbug! He's doin' the Lindy Hop! [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, celebrity arrests, celebs in bikinis, Demi Moore, drugs, Jessica Simpson, John Stamos, Lindsay Lohan, models, movies, Paris Hilton, Samantha Ronson, Tom Cruise
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Amy Winehouse Gearing Up to Smuggle Shivs In Hairdo
Yesterday afternoon, cops raided the home of Amy Winehouse and her bottom-feeding, hat-favoring spouse, Blake Fielder-Civil. They allegedly used battering rams to get in, even! What a hilarious mental image: English bobbies in funny little hats breaking down a door and then bumbling about, saying, "Sorry. Sorry. Teddibly sorry about the mess, luv." Our gossip [...]