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CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey"
ï Singer/asshole Ryan Adams goes to comic shop expressly for the purpose of fondling Mandy Moore. Nerds everywhere cut selves. (The Blemish)
ï Tara Reid works a bikini, haters be damned. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï It's entirely possible that Tony Romo will never fumble with Jessica Simpson's footballs again. (Yeeeah!)
ï Celebrity Muppets. (Cityrag)
ï [...]
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Et Tu, Star and Al; Kelly and Billy?
Whatever mystical hoodoo has been floating around Famouspeopleland making them get impregnated with twins has soured and is now causing relationships to melt like a Fat Frog in the sun. Kanye West and his fiancÈe have called off their engagement, and today it was announced that two other relationships have shit the bed.
Packing their bags [...]
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Also tagged Al Reynolds, celebrity breakups, Kanye West, Kelly Brook, Star Jones
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Kelly Brook Gives Sisqo Something to Sing About
The comely Kelly Brook. Her ample, pneumatic frame is the stuff of fairy tales. In a better time, she would get roles like Nicole Kidman and awards like Cate Blanchett, but unfortunately, she took up with your friend Billy Zane who, apparently, forces his betrothed to don woolen undergarments, high button boots, and a neck-to-toe [...]
Ringing in '08 with Brookini
Thar she blows! A hump like a snowhill! It is Moby Duff! Kelly Brook spent New Year's doing what a Kelly Brook does best–wearing a bikini. Her jugg-gasmically boombastic figure crammed into those two storied hunks of Lycra blend, she breaches the surface of the ocean like the Hot Ness Monster, those twin globules of [...]
Kelly Brook's Bikini is Newsworthy
OK, we've searched every single media outlet available to us, contacted our Deep Throats in twelve different countries, obsessively checked the hidden cameras we have secreted away in various sundry colonic clinics around the greater Hollywood area, and we've still got nothing. An entire twenty-four hours have passed without Britney Spears getting pregnant, and as [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Not Anorexic
ï K-Fed is all, "Yo, remember when I did PopoZao? Yo, I was just funnin' y'all. No, surriously. When my REAL shit drops, y'all are gonna go nuts. No, really. PopoZao: just a big ha-ha. I meant to do that. Yo. Yo."
ï BREAKING: Hugh Hefner has had sexual intercourse with ladies!!!
ï "Elizabeth [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Chad Lowe, drugs, eating disorder rumors, Elizabeth Hurley, Hilary Swank, Hugh Hefner, Keira Knightley, Kelly Brook, Kevin Federline, movies, music, Natalie Portman, Paris Hilton
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