Tag Archives: Billy Ray Cyrus
Jiggle Jiggle
Miley Cyrus: Maybe if I jog in a low-cut shirt and a bikini top, Justin will notice me.
Justin Gaston: Maybe if I jog with my shirt off, I can pick up cute guys.
Miley Cyrus: Maybe if I make a hand motion like I'm cupping male testicles, Justin will notice me.
Justin Gaston: It kind of looks [...]
"Don't Break Your Hymen. Your Achy Breaky Hymen. I Just Don't Think America Would Understand."
When you inched toward puberty, your parents most likely sat you down and gave you an uncomfortable "when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, penis goes in vagina, don't get pregnant" speech. Not so for squirrelly tween Miley Cyrus, who got the "if you have sex, you will DESTROY THE LIVES [...]
Turkey Breaky Heart
We've recently been overtaken with a curious wave of concern for Britney Spears. We feel no empathy for her constant plowing-over of bystanders with large motor vehicles, or the charming way in which see seems to enjoy sabotaging her career and family, but this morning we were bowled over by a mental image of Britney, [...]