The 60-year-old Piano Man, whoís been married twice before, has already retained a top lawyer and is expected to hit the courthouse again soon to file for divorce from Katie Lee, 27, say close sources.

The final straw for the superstar musician was his young wifeís refusal to end her cozy relationship with Yigal Azrouel, a handsome 36-year-old Israeli-born fashion designer.

Their final fight occurred when Katie Lee asked Billy to accompany her to an event she was hosting in the Hamptons on June 13, said the source. ìHe snapped, ëSo now you want me to be by your side and play your happy husband?! Take a hike!íî

Hahaha, "take a hike"? That sounds like something you'd hear in . . . well, in a Billy Joel song. So . . . yeah. Katie, if that's movin' up then you're movin' out.

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