Tag Archives: Billy Bob Thornton
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: MF T&A in UK GQ
All the pics from Megan Fox’s UK GQ shoot. That should keep you busy. (Yeeeah!)
David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room in Bangkok. Grasshopper, no! (TMZ)
Melissa Joan Hart was praying that Farrah Fawcett wouldn’t die . . . because that would have bumped her off the cover of people. Melissa [...]
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Natalie Portman Is Probably Feeling Pretty Awesome Right Now
Muppet-mouthed maneater Angelina Jolie is widely considered the foxiest babe in the universe, but really, she's just like us. She craps. Sometimes. When she remembers to eat. And if you cut her, she bleeds. And then puts it into a vial and hangs it around her neck. And she actually feels insecure and jealous of [...]
Predictable Headline: The Ex Files
David Duchovny was recently cured of the urge to indiscriminately cram his boner into any passing hole and released from sex rehab back into the arms of his loving wife off 11 1/2 years, Tea Leoni. At least that's what we briefly thought, but today People reported that the pair have actually been split for [...]
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The Purplefication of Mimi
Our favorite celebrity rumor of years gone by (back in the time when ponchos and Ugg boots were the height of fashion) was the one claiming that Billy Bob Thornton only ate orange food. (It was only surpassed by the rumor that Snoop Dogg have given up the weed. That one was funny.) We imagined [...]
Billy Bob Didn't Get Jollies with Jolie
Could it be that for all her posturing and bragging about being a sex jock, Angelina Jolie is, in reality, sort of cruddy in the boudoir? Billy Bob Thornton has all but stated such. Then again, why should we listen to him? He's gross. And gross people's opinions don't matter.