Porn legend Ron Jeremy has finally fessed up to what Page Six reported three years ago – that he, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips played a cheeky game of "I'll show you mine, and you show me yours" during a party at the Chateau Marmont. Hilton "asked if they could see it. I agreed only on the condition that they flash their tops. They both said yes and took me to the nearest women's bathroom," Jeremy says in his new autobiography, "Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz," out next week from HarperEntertainment. "We squeezed into an empty stall, they pulled up their shirts, I unbuckled my pants, and after seeing my [organ], Bijou turned to Paris and wondered aloud, 'Could this be considered cheating?' " Jeremy, who says he's bedded more than 4,000 women, adds: "Being a true gentleman, I never confirmed or denied the [Page Six] story. Later, at a party in Las Vegas, I overheard Paris loudly exclaiming to Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst that she had seen my penis. So now I feel comfortable telling the story."

We like the idea of Paris at Hyde, taking a break from table dancing to loudly gush to every D-list crap rocker in earshot about her brief encounter with the legendary Ron ramrod. Sure, "I flashed my tits for Ron Jeremy's penis" is no "I got fucked in the butt for coke," but they'd both make great t-shirts. Someone call Kitson.

You want a little Paris tit of your own? Find it at MrSkin.com.

Nora Zehetner is a lissome little brunette who resembles a young Helena Bonham Carter, only without all the crazy. You might remember her from Everwood, especially if you have poor taste and lack cable. At any rate, this fresh little 24-year-old thing makes her nude debut in Brick when she shows a bit of nubile boobile putting her shirt back on near the end of the movie.
Cold Showers is a French movie. Therefore, it's not really called Cold Showers–that's what we respected film experts/linguists call the "English translation". The movie is actually titled Douches froides, and after we sniggered about that for two and a half hours, we noticed that a brunette newcomer called SalomÈ StÈvenin gets as naked as a lima bean and shows off every soft, glimmering nook and cranny on her body. The movie also stars the normally oft-naked Claire Nebout, but aside from a few bikini shots, she's content to let SalomÈ take off with the nudity baton. Or, as the French say, le baton.
Most exciting of all was the screening of Transamerica, which you may think sounds like it might be a zany, B.J. and the Bear-style road-trip farce, but you'd be wrong. There is a distinct lack of Greg Evigan; however the lovely and talented Felicity Huffman more than makes up for the abscence of musky, all-American masculinity–she plays a male-to-female transsexual. During several scenes in which she appears as a woman-playing-a-man-transitioning-to-a-woman, she shows a veritable shit-ton of bra-and-panty shots–some even with a faux weenis bulge! At the end of the flick, Felicity's character undergoes full sex-reassignment surgery, and she appears fully frontal in the bathtub to prove it.
Oh, and Havoc was screened (although it was only the sad and unloved R-rated version). Anne Hathaway and Bijou Phillips, as we've stated about 43 trillion times, pony up their respective racks but not much else. Listen, if you don't already know everything there is to know about Havoc, you lose at liking boobs.

Nora Zehetner's at MrSkin.com.

So's SalomÈ StÈvenin.

Claire's Nebout-y, too.

And Felicity Huffman? You bet your ass.

Anne Hathaway has an entry, for shizz.

And Bijou Phillips is as naked as the day is long here.

"For those who just want the short version, Anne has scenes where she appears topless, Bijou Phillips has scenes where she appears topless, Freddy Rodriguez has one scene where he shows his naked butt. There is no nudity by Shiri Appleby or Mike Vogel. There is NO lower frontal nudity by anyone in the movie. [The movie's director] Barbara Kopple confirmed that the movie has received an R rating. So everybody who had bashed Anne for all the extensive nudity must now eat plenty of crow."

Skinmeister, MrSkin.com's special German correspondent, viewed the flick and confirmed, stating that Anne's mams make guest appearances at the seven-, thirty-two-, and fifty-eight-minute marks, but there is nary a whiff of quiff to be seen. Shhhhh. It's okay. We know, we know. Very upsetting news. But the jugs! Don't you forget about the jugs. A nice consolation prize. A booby prize of a different sort, if you will.

Havoc still doesn't have an offical American release date, but Barbara Kopple stated that she thinks it will possibly be out this fall, most likely November.

More Anne! Whoohoo! At MrSkin.com.

Just look at Chris Kattan's face in the background. "I see you, Bijou Phillips's nipple," it seems to say. "I see you and I appreciate you and yet I have to maintain a look of bemused and decidedly un-horny detachment lest my ladyfriend kills me." Next to Kattan, Shooter Jennings and Drea de Matteo were so thrilled by the sight of the magical mystical nipple that they were inspired to throw their arms around each other in a delighted embrace.

(More nipple-inspiring-togetherness pics available at Drunken Stepfather, the blog we like to call "Daddy".)