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Get On Your Bikes and Ride
Beyonce Knowles, you make the rockin’ world go ’round.
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CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big
Jessica Simpson gives herself a breast exam. “Are they still big? Yep. Yep. Still big.” (Egotastic)
Hey, ladies. Hold on to your panties and your cocktails, because Kiefer Sutherland is single! (Derek Hail)
Tina Turner says that BeyoncÈ will never be rock n’ roll. Oh yeah? Well guess what, Tina? You’ll never be polka! [...]
BoobyoncÈ Flashes on Stage
It may have taken her months and months to come to this realization, but BeyoncÈ has finally figured out how to sell her ass ugly House of Dereon stripper clothes: show how conducive they are to major wardrobe malfunctions and hope that desperate guys start buying up the entire line and gifting every hot girl [...]
Beyoncè Fall Down Go Boom
It was bound to happen. BeyoncÈ finally learns the limits of equilibrium vs. taking it one weave-flagellation over the line.
UPDATE: well, crap. The video’s been removed from YouTube due to “copyright infringement”. Can you copyright a cruddy cameraphone video? Anyway, you shoulda seen it. It was real funny.
CNW Junk Drawer: Chokin' 9 to 5
Rip Torn got ripped. And then he drove. And then he got arrested. And became the subject of the foxiest mug shot since Nick Nolte’s.
Sophie Marceau showing nipples is much more interesting than Marcel Marceau . . . miming . . . nipples. Or something.
Scarlett Johansson is not opposed to doing nudity. [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Special Evening Gown Edition
Mariah Carey ensures that she will never receive a free Chanel dress ever again.
Why, hello, M&Ms stuck in Jennifer Lopez’s dress. Nice to see you.
Speaking of small round candies and boobs . . .
Beyonce once jiggled her jelly so damn hard that her entire dress fell off. Guess she didn’t see that ragtag [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, drugs, Jennifer Lopez, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Mariah Carey, Nikki Cox, Olsen twins, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, parties, Tom Sizemore
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