Tag Archives: Ben Gibbard
Oh, The Quirkiness
Zooey Deschanel is America’s go-to girl when we need someone to play a zany, quirky, precious female who storms into a guy’s life and turns his world upside down. As such, she’s become sex symbol for comic nerds, IT guys, and fat virgins. You’d assume their hearts would be broken when they found out she [...]
Wedding Limo for Douchie
We often wonder what sort of swain could win the heart of the ever-perky and unendingly adorable Zooey Deschanel. We weren't sure if Kewpie was male, and Nermal from Garfield isn't real, but now we have our answer: some ironically bearded guy with a eunuch voice from a limp-donged indie band! Mazel! Hit us with [...]