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Garfleck the Younger Has a Name Now
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are not as dumb as they look. They know that if they wait a week to release their newborn baby's name, people will have stopped speculating and caring and thus the impact of its stupidity will be lessened. Well-played, Garfleck, you handsome, large-chinned couple. People mag scoops it:
A week after [...]
Garfleck II: Revenge of Garfleck
In spite of the Oscar, Ben Affleck isn't really good at a lot of stuff. He's not outstandingly handsome or intelligent or funny. His acting kind of smells. But one thing he's good at is ejaculating into Jennifer Garner, who gave birth to the couple's second daughter yesterday. US Weekly scoops it:
Jennifer Garner and Ben [...]
Jennifer Garner Incubating Another Spawn
It seems that the press has had their fingers crossed that Jennifer Garner had another Fleck in her baby maker pretty much since little Violet was crowning. Well, it looks like they've finally got their wish, as Jen is reportedly all full o' fetus once again. Reports Us Weekly:
Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck are [...]
Jennifer Lopez: Career Killer
The video for "Jenny from the Block" was a lot of things. A pretty awesome jam. Where we learned that it takes hard work to cash checks. A good place to ogle Jennifer Lopez's ass and bare stomach. The downfall of Ben Affleck. Wait, what? Entertainmentwise reports:
Ben Affleck credits starring in then-fiancee Jennifer Lopezís Jenny [...]
Ms. Pammy Goes To Washington
Sometimes celebrities and politics mix just fine. Ben Affleck seems to have a genuine interest and know just a little bit more than Barack Obama's favorite color. Sonny Bono did a fine job as far as we can tell. But sometimes it's best for celebs to stick to things like slapping their name on a [...]
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The Whole World's Topsy-Turvy: Fleck Wins Acting Award
As the Venice Film Festival wraps up, the powers-that-be are handing out awards to honor the festival's best and brightest, and the top acting honors went to Helen Mirren and Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck?
Fleck Cops a Feel
Here we thought we had Ben Affleck pegged. He's a washed up actor who was effortlessly upstaged by a seven-year-old in Please Stop Making Movies, Kevin Smith (Or was that one called Jersey Girl? We can't remember.) and by a shovel in Surviving Christmas, and in his personal life he tags along carrying little Violet [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Be Silent and Make All Physical Movements Slow"
ï Large billboards instructing Katie Holmes to make like a silent, slow-moving three-toed sloth arrive at the Cruisian birth chamber. Chilling.
ï And, according to the headline at FemaleFirst, she's about to deliver a bouncing baby iPod.
ï Pam Mamderson is getting a little long in the tooth, and realizes that it isn't proper [...]
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Also tagged celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Joy Behar, Katie Holmes, Madonna, Pamela Anderson, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, Star Jones, television
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Ben Affleck Kisses Diapers! No, Wait. Ben Affleck BUYS Diapers with Kisses.
Ben Affleck found himself in a bit of a bind recently when he went to a convenience store to buy diapers and, after finding he was short on cash, was forced to kiss a fan so she'd pay for the Huggies. That reminds us of the time we went to buy Scotch tape and forgot [...]