Lindsay Lohan [was spotted] arriving at West Hollywood nightspot Voyeur with Sienna Miller’s ex, Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty. Sneaking in through the club’s backdoor, the pair were all over each other at a table in the front of the room, according to a clubgoer. The duo stayed for less than half an hour before leaving the nightclub.

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Sienna is getting more and more friendly with Hollywood hunk Josh Hartnett. My moles tell me she flew to his bedside in New York when he got a bad tummy bug and nursed him back to health ñ and they chat all the time on the phone.

My source reveals: ìJosh and Sienna have a unique bond."

Ah yes, the unique bond that only happens when a woman lovingly helps a man with brutal diarrhea. Nothing like holding a guy's hand while he groans and convulses on the toilet and mopping the liquidy turds off his thighs with a sponge to really seal a relationship. Relationshit? Love at first squirt? Oh, it's a story as old as Romeo and Juliet.

Actress Sienna Miller and "Brothers and Sisters" star Balthazar Getty have ended their controversial relationship.

"I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that," the "Factory Girl" told Us Weekly. "It's nice not to have a relationship that the press constantly wants to scrutinize and discuss. I'm cool with being on my own."

The 26-year-old starlet endured a backlash from the media after she was snapped topless and kissing then-married Getty, 33, in July. Later that month, Balthazar announced he and wife Rosetta were separated — and released a statement apologizing for "the great embarrassment" he caused himself and his family.

Getty has four children with his estranged wife.

Gee, Balty, we're really sorry to hear that you and your best girl have broken up. We really thought leaving your wife for your mistress was a good move, a decision you would look back on fondly for the rest of your days. Just one of the many things we were wrong about, we guess.


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Sienna Miller, 26, was less than thrilled when her boyfriendÖ Balthazar Getty, 33, proudly presented her with a specially built titanium tandem. ìBalthazar spent nearly $7,000 on a custom Seven Cycles bicycle built for two and thought he could charm Sienna with it,î a source close to the actress explains.

ìBut she was not impressed. In fact, Sienna shrieked at him for being selfish and unromantic. The bottom line is that nothing is going to satisfy her until a marriage proposal comes out of his mouth. Sienna is getting impatient!î

Take this lesson to heart, Balty. Next time an occasion rolls around that requires you get a gift for your beloved, just find some errant dog shit on the curb and put a bow on it. You'll get the same reaction as if you'd put time and effort and thought and thousands of dollars into the task. Easy and cheap gift ideas, courtesy of your friends at CelebNewsWire.


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She broke down shouting ìleaving me aloneî as the cameras flashed around her. And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: ìIím just trying to fill up my fucking car! Please, Iím asking you. I canít live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.î

"Please! I'm porking a married man whose four little babies are asking 'where's Daddy?' because he's out tickling my titties. Please! I demand respect!"

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Just a couple of friends, hanging around platonically.

Sienna Miller is in a messy love triangle with a married millionaire a month after dumping actor Rhys Ifans.

The star has fallen for Balthazar Getty, 33, a member of the super rich oil dynasty.

But he is married with four children, including June Catherine, who is just eight months old.

His furious wife Rosetta Getty is speaking to divorce lawyers today.

It is not yet known if Sienna, 26, will be named in any court papers.

A friend of [Balthazar's Brothers & Sisters costar] Matthew [Rhys]'s said: "They began meeting in Prague and that was when the chemistry started and he began wooing her.

"She had a boyfriend and it didn't immediately turn physical but there was something there.

"This behaviour is typical Sienna. She loves the power of being able to take a man off another woman.

"At least Rhys Ifans can try to get over it now. He knows she lied to him about Prague so that will make it a bit easier for him to move on."

For the past month Sienna and Balthazar, said to be "besotted and smitten", have been getting closer.

The tycoon's wife and children Cassius Paul, Grace, Violet and June Catherine, are all thought to have gone to stay in one of the family's well-staffed villas in Italy while a divorce is thrashed out.

A source confirmed: "Sienna got to know Balthazar through Matthew and they hit it off. They have grown incredibly close. He secretly flew to London and Prague to be with her. She has spent last week in a Hollywood house with him."

The pair have been holed up day and night with each other as their romance blossomed.

Sienna flew to Los Angeles last Monday after finishing her nine-month relationship with Ifans.

On Wednesday Sienna ordered a takeaway and took it back to a hideaway house in Hollywood she was sharing with Balthazar.

They ate out in LA on Thursday and met friends including actor Johnny Lee Miller for drinks on Friday, arriving separately.

A witness said: "Getty came in and everyone made space for him to sit by Sienna at the table. They clearly knew they were together."

Before he was married Balthazar was romantically linked with Drew Barrymore and Milla Jovovich.

Yeah, it sucks when some rich dude leaves his wife and kids to shack up with some hot young Hollywood thing, but to us that's not really the point here. The real point is that Balthazar Getty is finally making gossip headlines, just like our thirteen-year-old self imagined he would as we watched Lord of the Flies for the thirty-seventh time. Hopefully this will mean a resurgence in popularity for teen stars of the early '90s. Maybe next week Wil Wheaton will get popped for DUI.


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