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Well, Balthazar Getty Has a Type
Embattled, faux-lipped firecrotch Lindsay Lohan desperately needs an image makeover. The only jobs of note she’s had recently are designing spangled pasties and tan spackle. So what better way to endear herself to the public than feeling up a known adulterer from a popular television drama? People reports:
Lindsay Lohan [was spotted] arriving at West Hollywood [...]
It's That Time Again. Sienna Miller Found a New One.
Our favorite indiscriminate devourer of wieners, Sienna Miller, has been lying low ever since flaunting her relationship with married actor/oil heir/owner of a scary alien overlord name Balthazar Getty. Without Sienna to mock, our days have been dark indeed, so we're happy that the Princess of Shitsburgh has taken a new mate. Josh Hartnett! The [...]
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Totally Shocking, Mind-Blowing News: Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Have Split
Once upon a time we had very little opinion of Sienna Miller. The whole Jude Law thing made her slightly sympathetic, and she was sometimes amusing, trying to attack photographers and wearing tights as pants and whatnot. But we had seen a movie or two of hers, which didn't so much cast her in a [...]
Sienna Miller: Yep, Still an Asshole
You know those girls who think of nothing but getting married all day, every day? The ones who cry and throw hissy fits when their boyfriends give them nice things like trips to France or fully-furnished condos or waffle irons as gifts because there's no stinking diamonds in it? Apparently that's Sienna Miller. Reports Star [...]
Sienna Miller Gets Pap Smeared
Despite rumors that oily heir (not Brandon Davis either) Balthazar Getty has been pleading to get back together with his wife, he continues to see Sienna Miller. See her with her shirt on, for a change, but see her nonetheless. Sienna made a rare solo appearance yesterday at an L.A. area gas station, and was [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa
ï Joanna Krupa gets naked for Maxim. Maxim-um mammage. (The Blemish)
ï Mr. Skin asks: who's the hottest dame in a superhero movie? (Mr. Skin)
ï Beauty and the Undereye Bags: Catherine Keener is porking Benicio del Toro. (Hollyscoop)
ï Shia the Beef will not have to have his pinky amputated. So. Uh. Great, [...]
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Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Know How to Keep It on the DL
Actor and oil heir Balthazar Getty is, indeed, drilling Sienna Miller and spewing forth gusher after gusher. The very married father of four vehemently denied that he and Miller were a couple previously; however, these pictures were taken over the weekend of them frolicking like a couple of nympho unicorns on a yacht off [...]
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Sienna Miller and the Oil Heir (No, Not Brandon Davis)
Sienna Miller likes to come at a situation from all angles. She's already played the wronged fiancÈe who was left brokenhearted after her man was caught sticking his Lincoln Log into his children's nanny's Easy Bake Oven. But now Sienna's thinking, "That was no fun. It's probably better to be the other woman. Maybe I [...]