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Bai Ling's Nips: Once You Pop, You Can't Stop
Yesterday, we showed you a nipless nip slip. Honestly, that wasn't very fair. You see the phrase "nip slip", you expect nip. But there was video! We got excited! It was a new medium! Like when Andy Warhol discovered the 16mm Bolex camera. But you know, Warhol is still best known for his silkscreens, and [...]
Video Killed the Nipple Slip Star
Bai Ling has nipples that are positively charged magnets, and all the clothing she wears is similarly charged. This is the only explanation we have for the fact that her shirts and dresses seem to leap off her breasts to expose her thumblike nipples every single day of her sexy young life. It's nothing we [...]
Bai Ling Nipple Slip, Again for the Very First Time
It's back. Like the warm, comforting touch of an old friend's hand on your shoulder. Turn around, and it's always there for you. When the guy from WKRP molested Dudley, it was there with a kind word and a counselor referral. When the Ricker was having girl trouble, it was there to encourage him to [...]
Bai Ling Is Sad
Poor Bai Ling. Not only did she guest star in the most boring, pointless, find-a-good-crack-den-that's-open-on-Wednesday- nights-because-you-never-need-to-watch-television-on-that- particular-night-ever-again episode of Lost, she didn't even get to slip nip once during the whole damn hour. Even though she tried. Hard. We've got an idea for you, Bai: It's Oscar weekend, there will be parties and cameras everywhere. [...]
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And the Award for Best Nip Slip in a Dramatic Role Goes to…
An awards show without a runaway nipple is like a Janet Jackson magazine cover sans breast-cupping. That was a terrible simile, but we scored a twelve on the verbal portion of our SATs, so what are you gonna do? After the cut: titties!
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