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Bai Ling’s Cheetah Half-Breed Has a Taste for Nipples
We’re in love with celebrity pets. There are the ones that are essentially living jewelry, like every animal Paris Hilton has ever come in contact with. Then there are the endearing mutts who take an otherwise boring celebrity and make us think that they can’t be half bad with a cute companion like that, like [...]
Bai Ling Really Knows How to Promote a Movie
Bai Ling has dated Chris Isaak and an errant Carter (and possibly Lionel Richie!), she claims to be from outer space, and her breasts have tiny brains of their own, constantly masterminding escapes from the prison of clothing. The undisputed nip slip queen of Tinseltown recently sat down to chat with Mr Skin, and gave [...]
Hello, Is It Bai Ling You're Looking For?
If you are a longtime reader of CNW (there's at least one of those, right?) you will be familiar with our two favorite fake celebrity relationships: Nicole Richie not dating Jeff Goldblum and Bai Ling fake engaged to a Carter (we THINK it was Nick, but they're pretty much interchangeable at this point). So today [...]
Bai Ling Not Getting Dorked by Rourke
There was always one dude in your elementary school who was considered an untouchable object of scorn. When you played MASH, you'd insert his name in the list of hot guys like Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. to throw it off, and you'd wipe your hand on your buddy and say they were infected [...]
Be Careful, or These Bai Ling Nude Photos Just Might Poke Your Eye Out
There are some actresses who will only take off their clothes if very strict rules are followed. We're guessing that for Jennifer Aniston to get nude, there must be a closed set, flattering lighting approved by her personal lighting guru, a lot of soothing chamomile tea, a soft robe to cover up with when shooting [...]
The Wrestler Meets the Flasher
Sure, it's easy to find a suitable rich and famous Hollywood mate if you're Brad Pitt, but what if your face has a little more . . . character to it? What if your bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks rugged masculine semi-good looks have long since fled and left in their [...]
Bai Ling Cranks It So That You May Spanks It
Now, we don't know what kind of movie these Crank 2 people think they're making here, but it looks like a pornographic movie to us! What with all the Amy Smart nip slips and underwear-flashing and such and such. For some reason, Bai Ling is also in the movie, and when it comes to not-so-surreptitiously [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stealin' Babies and Batteries
ï Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. Married? Yeah, married! Sheesh! (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Miley Cyrus publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (IMDb)
ï Emma "Hermione" Watson gets slimed [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: When the Zubas Come Off
ï Make way for the Amy Fisher sex tape. Wonder if she gets fuoco'ed in the butta? (PopCrunch)
ï Bai Ling in her natural state in Photographie magazine; i.e., nips out. (Nudography)
ï Hot holy shit on a cracked pepper cracker, is Angelina Jolie growing Infant Superbeauty El Gorgeoso Baby Part II in her womb [...]
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Bai Ling Coulda Been an Angelina Contenda
Bai Ling has been nicely filling the sexually omnivorous ding-a-ling void vacated by Angelina Jolie when she became an earth-tone-wearing mommy to babies and Brad Pitt. And now, Bai claims that when she and Ang met on the Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow set, the two almost slammed gorditas:
"We shared a special attraction. [...]