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Salma Hayek's Talkin' Titties. Or Fashion. Whatever.
We always thought that the blame (or thanks, depending how you look at it, and we look at it like a cartoon character with distended eyeballs) for Salma Hayek's cleavage went to the wondrous generosity of nature. But as it turns out, it's all her billionaire husband's doing. People magazine explains why Hayek's hooters were [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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All the Single Boobies, All the Single Boobies
While watching the Oscars on Sunday night, we tried to keep our eyes open, scanning swooping necklines for a peek of areola. Honestly, we tried our best. We were on high alert whenever Evan Rachel Wood or Sarah Jessica Parker appeared before the camera. But we also admit that we were well into our cups [...]
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto: The 2009 Academy Awards
If you missed the Oscars last night, you missed one razzly, dazzly gay ole time! Hugh Jackman sang about being Wolverine, Beyonce was extra juicy, the cameramen attempted to create faux tension between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, the obligatory Joaquin Phoenix joke, and of course, spectacular Oscar fashion. At least we think there were [...]
Mr Skin's 10th Annual Anatomy Awards Winners Announced
You're probably thinking to yourself, "The Oscars are nice and all, if you like sparkly dresses and long speeches and Angelina Jolie's 'I just lost, I'm gonna kill that bitch' face. But there just aren't enough boobies for my distinguished tastes. And you have to wait so long to find out who won. Why don't [...]
You Can't Beat Rihanna
Chris Brown seems like such a nice boy. The kind of boy your grandmother would love. He's wealthy and dashing, he's got a megawatt smile, and he dances just like Fred Astaire! Oh, and he has something else in common with charming men from the 1940s–he likes to box the ears of his frail when [...]
Last Night Some Famous People Won Some Things
So the SAG awards were last night. You might know them by their alternate name, the "Not Golden Globes or Oscars Awards." Some of the big winners (full list here) at the ceremony were Sean Penn, Kate Winslet, 30 Rock, Heath Ledger, and Slumdog Millionaire. And can we get some noise for Katie Holmes's nipple [...]
Kim Kardashian Happy To Be Considered a Shitty Actress
The Oscars may corner the market on things like glitz, glamor, fancy expensive dresses, big stars, and talent, but they're not the only awards show in town. No sir. Don't let us forget about the only awards that honor the year's worst films, the Razzies. Only there can Eddie Murphy's giant head, Pierce Brosnan's dinner-theater-quality [...]
Heath Ledger Gets a Present on His Anniversary
One year ago today, Heath Ledger was found dead in his apartment after accidentally overdosing on funny pills. And today the Oscar nominations were announced, and Ledger was honored with a best supporting actor role for The Dark Knight. Is this coincidence? Or are there mysterious mystical forces at work here? "Heath" is just one [...]