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Boring Emmys Bring Booming Boobies
First of all, we must say that we’re not a fan of these back-to-back awards ceremonies. We haven’t even seen the Us Weekly VMA fashion roundup yet, and already the Emmys are over. We need a little more time to recover from rich and famous people getting big shiny statues. But no matter, the Emmys [...]
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Also tagged Anna Torv, Blake Lively, boobs, Christina Hendricks, Emmys
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WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET HER BE GREAT?
Last night, we watched the VMA awards. Also fondly known as The MySpace Grammies. Lots of crazy things happened! Pink lipsynched while flipping around on a trapeze wearing a jester costume and a tit sticker. Lil Mama rushed the stage during Jay-Z’s performance. Eminem didn’t seem to get mad at any puppets or testicles. Russell [...]
Dane Cook is Such an Iconoclast
Dane Cook looks like Ryan Reynolds, talks like a hyperactive frat pledge, and smells like Aqua di Gio and pomade. And stars like Vanessa Hudgens and her naked pictures better step, because he’s totally got your number. Dude made fun of her at the Teen Choice Awards and although the joke got cut (see the [...]
Miley Cyrus Is Very Age Appropriate
Yesterday we were contemplating the horrid life that must befall the children of Juggalos and Juggalettes. As we scrolled through Derek Erdman’s horrifying photos from last weekend’s Gathering of the Juggalos, all we could think of were the unwilling participants. Faygo in the baby bottles, meth mixed in with the strained peas, all the rashes [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two in the Pinkett, One in the Stinkett
Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith claim that they porked in the car on the way to the Oscars. Billy Bob/Angelina Jolie wannabes, all. (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson lesbian parody porno. 1 Night in Lilo? (Drunken Stepfather)
Crank THAT, Soulja Boy. Is that a Mr. Microphone in his drawers? Faker. (Yeeeah!)
The actual video of [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil, celebrity accidents, celebrity breakups, Jada Pinkett Smith, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, movies, RenÈe Zellweger, Samantha Ronson, Soulja Boy, Will Smith
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Will.i.am gives Perez Some Lumps, Some Lumps Some Lumps Some Lumps
When you see the headline "Blogger Attacked By Member of Black Eyed Peas", you may assume that your good pals at CNW got pissed upon by Fergie. Good guess, but wrong. As much as it pains us to write a story about fame-ravenous bloat-bag Perez Hilton, this is too goofy to ignore. Dude claims that [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity catfights, celebrity websites, will.i.am
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"C.C., Pick Up That Guitar and OW, My Skull"
Before we get into this video clip, can someone please tell us why Bret Michaels and Poison were performing at the Tony Awards? Is there a Rock of Love musical we don't know about? (Actually, that's a fairly amazing idea. Complicated dance schemes involving throwing the devil's horns. A chorus line of skanks in bikinis. [...]
Welcome Back, Sugar Tits
And in lesser awards-show news, that frat-boy channel you've never watched, you know, the one that plays Fletch every Saturday afternoon, gave some statues away this weekend as well. But we're a little bit confused by Spike TV's Guy Choice Awards, as it seems that Brad Pitt won an award for Fight Club, which is [...]
CNW Tween Day Continues
This morning, everyone over the age of 15 is jawing about Sacha Baron Cohen's ballbag on Eminem's forehead. And everyone 15 and under? All they care about is ZOMG NEW MOON TRAILER!!!!! RPATTZ N K-STEW TLA!!!!! CULLENZZZ!!!! TEAM EDWARD LION AND LAMB ABSTINENCE!!!!111 Despite the fact that the movie has only been filming for, like, [...]
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Also tagged Kristen Stewart, movies, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner
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