Tag Archives: Avril Lavigne
CNW Junk Drawer: Wonderjocks
ï If a Denise Richards and Richie Sambora break up in the woods and no one is there to care, do they make a sound? (TMZ)
ï Avril Lavigne, topless. He was a sk8tr b0i, I said see my taters, boy. (Yeeeah!)
ï Mary Kate Olsen slips rib. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Justin Timberlake flew [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, David Faustino, Denise Richards, drugs, Ewan MacGregor, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, magazines, Mary-Kate Olsen, Nick Lachey, Richie Sambora, underwear, upskirt shots, Vanessa Minnillo
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P4nti Grrl
After a recent, boozulous night out, Avril Lavigne could be found in the back of her car, furiously texting:
C MY UND-E'S
Well, yes.
I Now Pronounce You Man and Teeth–I Mean Wife
Hi bois and grrrls. I don’t know if you heard, but I got married this weekend. Yea me! That means I’m totally not a little girl anymore. Everyone has to treat me like an old married lady. But I still wanted to look young and fresh and pretty for my big day, so I borrowed [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stay Golden, Betty
ï A surprise appearance by Mick Jagger causes a near-riot at his illegitimate son's grade school. Right, like Brazilian 6-year-olds know who the fuck Mick Jagger is.
ï Most women look all glowy and happy and shiny and fresh when they're all knocked up. Gwyneth Paltrow? Ehhhhh, not so much.
ï Thar she blows! [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Betty White, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mick Jagger, Olsen twins, paparazzi, Victoria Silvstedt
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tarred and Feathered
ï Actor Chris Penn found dead in Santa Monica. Goodnight, Willard, may you dance around tractors in heaven. Let's hear it for the boy.
ï Oh baby, Keith! Keith's got what Kidman neee-eeeeds! But she say he's just a friend! She she say he's just a friend!
ï Promo pics of an old but [...]
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Also tagged celebrity deaths, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Chris Penn, Felicity Huffman, Kanye West, movies, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Russell Crowe, Sharon Stone
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CNW Junk Drawer: Speeding Tickets and Sk8r Bois
ï American Idol also-ran and possible Paula-porker Corey Clark wields salisbury steak and curly fries like they wuz deadly weapons. Straight up!
ï Awwww. Look at the cute gay midget. It thinks it's butch.
ï Jen Aniston's not a playa; she just hugs a lot.
ï The charming Nicole Richie gives Paris a run for her money in [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity arrests, celebrity nudity, Chris Tucker, Corey Clark, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Richie, Tom Cruise, Victoria Silvstedt
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