Tag Archives: Audrina Patridge
We’re All Punks and We Don’t Care
Fans of The Hills, this one’s for you! Here are a few pics of Audrina Patridge from the show’s filming yesterday. We didn’t see the dailies, but we hear that this episode focuses on tension between Audrina and Lo, as Lo claims that she saw the Exploited on the “Apocalypse Now” tour with Discharge while [...]
Audrina Patridge in Underwear=News
It’s a really slow gossip day, so we’re going to feed the beast and talk about some twazzle from The Hills. We don’t like to do this very often, even though they provide such stunning examples of true idiocy and the general downfall of humanity. But you see, that’s what they want. They think if [...]
Reality Star Trek
Captain Kirk can have any woman he wants. Not just on earth, but in the entire solar system. Green women. Blue women. Klingons. Women with four eyes and eight breasts and vaginas as warm and soft and welcoming as Tribbles. And out of all those billions upon billions of females, he chooses . . . [...]
Charlize Theron Hates The Hills as Much as You Do
Have you ever watched The Hills (in which case, hey man, we've fallen in that trap before too; deepest sympathies) and thought to yourself, "What the hell is going on here? It's just a bunch of skinny bitches crying all the time. Why doesn't anything ever happen on this show?" If so, Charlize Theron knows [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Jennifer Lost Hertits
ï Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt: You can do side bends or sit-ups. But please don't lose that bust. (Faded Youth)
ï Paris Hilton is getting sued. Again. (I Don't Like You In That Way)
ï Yesterday Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer. Today she's dating Selma Blair's ex. What does tomorow bring? (Female First)
ï [...]
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Audrina Patridge To Bare Her Hills in Into the Blue 2?
When we think "serious thespians Paul Walker and Jessica Alba in Into the Blue," obviously we also think "sequel!" But in the grand tradition of taking a mildly successful film, not coughing up enough cash to get its stars to return, and instead packing it with boobies (i.e., Poison Ivy 2 and Cruel Intentions 2), [...]