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Ashton Kutcher Gets Meta
We’re convinced that the early death of the CW series The Beautiful Life had not so much to do with Mischa Barton’s cuckoo crazy times or terrible scripts or anything; it was the marketing. The show just didn’t have the balls to tout itself as the newest project to come “from the daring mind of [...]
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Ashton Kutcher Shills Product Via Wacky Shenanigans
Today’s one of the most miserable days for celebrity gossip in quite a while. You know it’s bad when the hottest topics are an areola slip from a Hills cast member and Elisabeth Hasselbeck farting out another little soldier for her Christ army. So we’re jumping on the bandwagon of useless stories, too. Ashton Kutcher [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, booze, celebrity accidents, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson, John Hughes, Kristen Stewart, Milla Jovovich, movies, Robert Pattinson, Tiger Woods, Twilight, underwear
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Ashton Kutcher Celebrates Bruce Willis's Nuptials by Tweeting a Pic of Demi Moore's Ass
So Bruce Willis got married this weekend. Huh. Really, what can we say about that? We hope his new bride (32-year-old model Emma Heming) likes the feel of a newborn's fuzzy head? Mazel tov to them and whatnot, but the real story here is Bruce's ex-wife, Demi Moore, who attended the ceremony with her new [...]
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Ashton Kutcher Adopts Pissy Attitude; Possible Baby
Baby joy! Over the moon! Bump alert! Except not that last part. Wizened crone Demi Moore and her dimple-chinned pet boy, Ashton Kutcher, are supposedly set to adopt a baby boy this year. According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy)
DemiÖ and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to [...]
Demi and Ashton Abandon God Madonna
We know that our readers look to Hollywood visionaries for spiritual guidance, so brace yourselves for this difficult news: Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have abandoned Kabbalah. That's a hard pill to swallow, we know, but life will go on. Perhaps Heidi Montag will step up to the ridiculous-religion plate and introduce you to a [...]
Ashton Kutcher's Cell Phone Got Jack'd
We'll admit Demi Moore is a pretty sexy lady. That $200,000 or whatever it was that she spent on plastic surgery seems to have kept all her pieces and parts in their appropriate places. But we will also admit that we're just not that interested in seeing her naked in her current Kutch-sullied form. Because, [...]
CNW Sartorial Corner: Bookergear Hot in '07
Early '80s electroclash is so four years ago, and grunge never took off. The new retro look to pillage? 1988.
Britney and Ashton are in a Grieco state of mind.
Demi Moore Tells Ashton Kutcher to Clean Up Toys, Take Out Trash, Do Homework
Ashton Kutcher is reportedly growing increasingly frustrated in his marriage to Demi Moore, and her constant bossing and nagging. Well, when you marry a mom sixteen years your senior, you tend to not wind up with the nonstop barrage of super hot intercourse, threesomes, and late night partying like one might expect.
Demi Moore Demi-Preg
Extra is reporting that Ashton Kutcher's strapping, virile, ruddy-cheeked sperm have successfully spelunked the cobwebby, hoary old womb located inside of fossil bride Demi Moore! Baby joy! Baby bump! And so forth! We've had our emotions toyed with in a similar fashion before, however, so we're not going to start crocheting Demi a fleet of [...]