Tag Archives: Ashley Tisdale
CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces
ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)
ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Kim Kardashian [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: David Silver's Best Gal
ï Megan Fox seems to have misplaced her shirt. We all win! (Egotastic!)
ï Brad Pitt thinks that orphans come from his anus. (Allie Is Wired)
ï Britney's not the only one who enjoys mama's lollipops in front of Sean and JJ. Only Daddy's lollipops come in a pretty glass container and smell funny. [...]
Ashley Nipsdale
Because you are a dirty, disgusting pervert, you will love seeing your little sister's favorite Disney Channel star slip a big puffy nipple after the cut. Look at it for a good couple of minutes and then call your psychiatrist and tell her to clear her schedule.