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CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Also tagged Ashton Kutcher, booze, celebrity accidents, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson, John Hughes, Kristen Stewart, Milla Jovovich, movies, Robert Pattinson, Tiger Woods, Twilight, underwear
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Lindsay Lohan Still a Lesbian, Not Afraid of Elfin Olsen Wrath
Did you forget that Lindsay Lohan is supposedly a lesbian? Yeah, we did too. It's kind of like the last time Julia Roberts was pregnant, we forgot until the kid was crowning, only this time our memory will only really, permanently be jogged when we see Linds with her tongue exploring another lady's infant chute. [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity gay rumors, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
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Ashley Olsen Gets Shown; Told
Ah, Show and Tell. That landmark moment in kindergarten history that allows five-year-olds to attempt to outdo one another by dangling parent-bought trinkets in their classmates' faces. He who has the best Elmo wins, and the grand champion blue ribbon awesomest #1 winner of the Show and Tell race has got to be the young [...]
Ashley Olsen Mounts a Biker; Jessica Simpson Mounts a Stallion
Today we're going to play a little game. Take two seemingly single celebrities who have very little in common other than a love of shiny, shiny hair or blow or whatever and pretend that they're dating. We'll make up stories about where they went to dinner, which club they "canoodled" at, and there will be [...]
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Also tagged celebrity hookups, Jessica Simpson, Lance Armstrong, Owen Wilson
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CNW Junk Drawer: Snow Blower Over
ï Prince approached Penelope Cruz and sang a song just for her. Next week, we will see her in purple lingerie and a spiral perm, fronting the Penelope 6. (Celebrity Mound)
ï Britney backed out of Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour after she found out that "performing" meant "actually singing". "I cain't do that, [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, drugs, George Michael, Hayden Panettiere, Mary-Kate Olsen, Megan Fox, music, Penelope Cruz, plastic surgery rumors, Prince, tattoos, Vivica A. Fox
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CNW Junk Drawer: Cuts Like a Knife
ï Paula Abdul has a new contorted face! Look into her stretched eyes! Oh oh! She's been tellin' lies! (Yeeeah!)
ï Larry Birkhead thinks Dannielynn has her mom's pouty lips, long legs and chubby toes. Jury's out on who she takes after in the implant and veneer department, though. (I'm Not Obsessed)
ï Britney [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, Bryan Adams, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, David Hasselhoff, Jessica Simpson, Larry Birkhead, Lindsay Lohan, Pamela Anderson, Paula Abdul, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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On Her Majesty's Skeletal Service
Ursula Andress. Halle Berry. Eva Green. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen? Of all the bobbleheaded, underfed, couture-ragged starlets haunting Robertson Blvd. MK and Ash are probably the last we would have pegged to be the next Bond girl. But Celebitchy relays:
Introducing the new Bond Girls: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen! One of the producers (who happens [...]
Olsen Twins to Get Doublemint Nose Jobs?
The Olsen twins have allegedly contacted plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia, the maestro behind Ashlee Simpson's downsized bugle, to make appointments to get their own noses shaved down. A source squealed to In Touch Weekly:
"Ashley has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get it done. When she talked [...]
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Janice Dickinson and Ashley Olsen Share Bras. Share Them with Us, That Is
One is an towering aging supermodel, the other is a post-tween mogul dwarf. One has a mouth the size of Kankakee, the other is, we think, mute. One of them got clam-slammed by Sylvester Stallone, the other once found herself on the business end of various sundry nonfamous rich guys. Truly, at first glance, Janice [...]