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New Moon, Nice Bazooms
Let’s say you’ve been in a coma for 25 years. And you wake up and for some reason are presented with the magazine French Revue de Modes. Who knows why. Maybe your family fears that after all this time exposure to the current state of American culture will shock you back into vegetation. So instead [...]
Men’s Fitness’s Newest Workout Aid: Ashley Greene
This may come as a shock, but we’re not really the gym-going type. A treadmill just doesn’t have as much appeal as watching Sexiest Celebrity Beach Bodies on E! One has girls in bikinis. The other has some fat dude with back hair grunting and sweating on the machine next to you. The choice is [...]
Do Ashley Greene’s Bikini Shots Eclipse Her Nudes?
Twilight. It’s full of longing. Forbidden romance. Vampires coated in Dove Sensuously Shimmering body lotion. And it has a giant pussy in the form of Edward Cullen, but if you want actual, living, breathing Twilight vulva, you’re going to have to turn to Ashley Greene’s nude pics of yore. But what about the Twilight fan [...]
You Didn’t See This Coming, Alice?
TWILIGHT STAR NUDE! And with those three words, we have reached search engine optimization nirvana. As far as the coveted 9-12 year old demographic goes, anyway. Sorry, Twi-tards, it’s not Kristen Stewart or tousled brooder Robert Pattinson stripping, it’s Ashley Greene, the starlet who plays clairvoyant vampire Alice in the movie franchise. A few shots [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Dunst You Wanna Stalk Me?
ï Kirsten Dunst has a stalker. Is it an orthodontist looking for work? Zing-a-zing-zonggg!!!! (The Superficial)
ï Elisha Cuthbert's hockey dude ex calls her "sloppy seconds". Do sloppy seconds bounce on ice? (Yeeeah!)
ï Jessica Alba's boobs like calamari! Wait, we mean Campari. (F-listed)
ï Helen Mirren goes snorkeling in a tankini. It's your [...]
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