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Babies, Boobs, And Hall & Oates Tattoos: The Simpson-Wentz Story
Ugh, slow gossip day. Celebs must be doing gross stuff like holiday shopping and spending time with loved ones and crap instead of going out, smoking angel dust, and banging each other. The nerve! So here's a few tidbits on CNW's first family: Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and little baby Flatpoint Balloo. First, Pete takes [...]
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Baby for Sale! Pete and Ashlee's Baby for Sale! C'mon, Somebody Please Buy Pete and Ashlee's Baby.
Poor Pete and Ashlee. First everybody makes fun of their baby's name (personally, if we were going to name our kid after a Jungle Book character, we'd go for Rikki-Tikki, but whatever), and now no one will hand over cash to see the little emo tot. Maybe Us Weekly et al. weighed the pay-out against [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Twilight One Up for Me
ï Twilight mania's at an all time high! And so is star Kristen Stewart. (ONTD)
ï Chelsea Handler may be posing nude for Playboy, because she's so popular and everyone likes her show, right? (Yeeeah!)
ï Pete Wentz tries to explain his and Ashlee's choice of the name Bronx Mowgli. "We're retarded" is a good [...]
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Also tagged booze, Britney Spears, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, celebs posing for Playboy, Chelsea Handler, Dita Von Teese, drugs, Karolina Kurkova, Kristen Stewart, magazines, Mariah Carey, Megan Fox, Pete Wentz, Rihanna
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Welcome to the World, Crunx Mogwai!
If you favor guyliner and hoodies with hot pink skulls, we suppose that the only thing as good as having your first child on Halloween is having your first child on the day the tween vampire movie comes out. That's right! Ashlee Simpson finally gave birth last night. The kid was so overdue we're surprised [...]
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To Ashlee Simpson, Foot Massage=Cervical Dilation
We're seriously beginning to think that Ashlee Simpson's uterus is lined with velcro or something, because the little Wentzlet just will not come out. Maybe he/she heard its daddy cooing about how he had the nursery all set up for the baby's arrival (baby-size flat-ironing station, MySpace photo booth, drawers and drawers full of skinny [...]
Baby Wentz Already Wentz Out of Ashlee's Womb?
A few months back, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz-Wentz claimed that their scion would issue forth on Halloween. That was wishful thinking for the emo couple, but it turns out that Ashlee may have finally dropped this weekend. Our personal gossip doula, FemaleFirst, says:
The 'Little Miss Obsessive' singer's husband, Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz, [...]
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Ashlee Simpson Showered in Pooh
For the past four or five days we've been checking TMZ constantly, on the edge our seat, breathlessly chanting, "Is it here yet? Is it here yet?" "It" of course being the progeny of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, which was reportedly due on Halloween. We are so excited, we just can't wait. And apparently [...]
Pete Wentz Afraid His Child Will Have Taste
Every day we wake up and are immediately seized with fear and apprehension when the realization that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have reproduced hits us. Pete, too, feels apprehension. Apprehension that his soon-to-be-born child will not like Fall Out Boy's music. He says:
"This is the first record we've made that I'll be able to [...]
Ashlee Has Two Babees
OK, listen up, Hollywood. No more twins. Please. At this rate, the offspring of famous people will outnumber the offspring of Muggles 10 to 1 by the year 2015. The latest to be cooking up a fresh pair of infants: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Aka the Wimpsons. E! Online reports:
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Slip n' Slide
ï Marisa Miller works the runway wearing the latest in swimwear and silicone/polymer based body oil. (F-listed)
ï Ali Lohan auditions for the director of Bun Sisters 12. (Yeeeah!)
ï Rihanna is easy, breezy, beautiful, unCovered Girl. In a see-through shirt. That shows nipple ring. (The Blemish)
ï Madonna is one step away from [...]
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Also tagged Ali Lohan, celebrity pregnancies, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Kristen Bell, Madonna, Marisa Miller, models, movies, Pete Wentz, plastic surgery rumors, Rihanna, see-through shots, underwear
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