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Wait Till They See What's Printed on the TP
Of course of Paris Hilton has nude pictures of herself hanging all over her house. And of course she would invite Access Hollywood over and point and giggle and say, "You can see my boobies, teehee." You know you weren't expecting her to be all like, "This is an original, one-of-a-kind sketch given to my [...]
You Want Heidi Klum Nude? You Got It, Dude!
Well, hello there, chickadees. Are you ready for another Monday morning? Do you have a strong cup of coffee and a long list of Twitter updates to slog through? Are you still having trouble breaking out of your weekend haze? Well then, we've got just the thing for you: Heidi Klum nude and frolicking on [...]
Naked Britney, Rehab Britney
Britney Spears thinks her body is getting so hot she wants to commission a nude painting of herself. But not if she gets carted off to rehab first. What's wrong? Why are you crying? The Britney stories getting too predictable for you? You want a little variety with your morning gossip? OK. Tomorrow we'll try [...]
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Brangelaniston to Come Together, Nakedly, in Bronze
From the mind and hands of the man who brought us the magnificent, hair-raising artistic works "Britney Spears Births Sean Preston" and "Suri Cruise's First Turd" comes a new sculpture depicting Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie engaged in a threesome. The piece will be lovingly cast in bronze, because you just can't [...]
Brett Ratner: Artist First, Sleazetrap Second
We can only think of one person who comes close to being a bigger pile of cat turds than Brandon Davis, and that man is Brett Ratner. (OK, maybe Chris "no fat chicks" Klein.) Ratner has spent the last few years yelling "Action!" and "Cut!" and pretending he knows what those words mean, but it [...]
Britney's Boozin', Kevin's Cuttin'
After a quick check of our calendar, we noticed that we haven't mentioned Britney Spears in one whole week. That's some kind of record or something. So this morning we scoured the depths of the gossip sea to bring you an update on our favorite pork-rind-encrusted housewife. And what did we find? Britney knocking back [...]
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Kate Moss's 7.29 Million Dollar Bod
How much would you pay for a naked Kate Moss? Thirty bucks? Thirty five? Try 7.29 million, pal.