Tag Archives: Arnold Schwarzenegger
CNW Junk Drawer: Winona Gets Itchy Sticky Trigger Finger, Plus: Diddy Diddy Diddy!
ï Arnold Schwarzenegger just can't seem to keep his hands off the dames, and now one of his extramarital playmates is claiming that she was paid off by the Enquirer. Listen, if you were married to Skeletor, wouldn't you be blindly grabbing any ripe flesh that happened to pass by?
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity arrests, Kate Moss, Marcia Cross, P. Diddy, Paula Abdul, Pete Doherty, Winona Ryder
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Schwarzenegger to Children: "No Wire Hangers"
Governor/Kindergarten cop Arnold Schwarzenegger may just have snatched away the coveted title of "Hollywood's Crappiest Dad" from John Travolta. No small feat, since, in addition to encouraging them to keep crack addict hours, Travolta raises his children to believe they're overtaken by body thetans; i.e. E.T.s.
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Arnie Feels Bad for Feeling Ladies
Another reason to rejoice and give thanks this holiday season! Millions of women across California and beyond can now safely leave their homes without fear of being groped by governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.