Joe Francis, the guy behind the GGW empire, has already offered the saucy Idolette a $250,000 contract to appear in a video as a celebrity host!

Francis tells TMZ, "We have reached out to Antonella Barba through her family and are trying to reach her directly in order to offer her a hosting job for one of our upcoming video projects. Just like the American Idol judges, we at Girls Gone Wild are looking for a girl next door, with sexiness, attitude, a carefree spirit and a presence that will command the attention of the Nation."

And just like the American Idol judges, Barba's GGW appearance should involve a panel of judges critiquing her "talent"; in this case, the finesse of her shirt-lifting and the quality of her glandular assets. "For me, it was just aight," Girls Gone Randy will say. "You did your thing. I didn't love it. I dunno, dawg."

Girls Gone Paula will let her eyes roll back and forth and slur out of the side of her mouth, "I disagree. I think when you extended your left pinky and then did that counterclockwise rack shake when you flashed, I think that was really great. I love your spirit and you're a beautiful, beautiful girl."

Girls Gone Simon will take a sip from his conspicuously-placed Pepsi product and sigh, "This is a flashing competition, Antonella. You're out of your element."

Antonella Barba is not at MrSkin.com (yet), so check out Antonella Costa. Close enough, right?

ï Those pictures of AI's Antonella Barba smoking some dude's dork are fakes. But weep not, for it will still be entertaining to see the shame in her eyes as she belts out some Diane Warren song tonight.

ï When we see a headline about Paris Hilton getting impounded, we generally take that to mean "in the butt", not her car.

ï Naomi Watts is 100% with child. You know Nicole Kidman is seething with jealousy.

ï Cameron Diaz's butt cleave threatens to devour her bikini bottoms in one chomp.

ï Wolfgang Puck serves up a hearty lamb-and-hepatitis stew to half of Hollywood.

ï Dannielynn Has Two Daddies.

ï Britney's problem might be post-partum depression. Solution: make Jayden James pay.

ï "It was a dark and stormy night. One of my streetwalking employees just sat on Bruce Willis's face." Breathtaking prose from a former Hollywood madam!

ï Kate Moss continues to show excellent judgment by allowing Pete Doherty to move into her home. He brought with him a banjo, clothing, a gold record, and a big pile of crack.

ï Lohan's got the DTs. Or she's just scared, whatever.

ï You'll have to wait just a little bit longer to illegally download use your working and legitimate credit card to purchase a copy of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

ï Anna Nicole might have died from being loopy! Oh, wait, no. Lupus. Lupus.

[Antonella Barba's] best friend and fellow "Idol" auditioner, Amanda Coluccio, said the tamer shots are of Barba, including a full-length shot of Barba naked, covered with rose petals, taken for a calendar she made for her boyfriend of several years. But the lewdest of the bunch, she is certain, are not Barba, a Red Bank Catholic High School graduate who had been studying architecture until she got her break on "Idol."

"They were meant to be seen by one person and one person only," Coluccio said at her Holmdel home. "The really bad ones aren't her. I've studied them. It's not her nose. She's never had (acrylic nail) tips in her life. She's the least slutty person I know."

"Idol" producers won't make Barba, or any of the semifinalists, available for interviews until after they are ousted. But Coluccio, who speaks with Barba daily, says they believe someone from Catholic University broke into her computer and posted the pictures.

"She's been crying. She's horrified," Coluccio says. "She's most upset about what her parents think."

Thanks to the duo's introduction on "Idol," Coluccio has been on the receiving end of Internet infamy as well. The show's producers aired scenes that pitted Barba and Coluccio against each other, and Coluccio thought they made her look like a flirtatious, jealous, spoiled brat. Coluccio said she gets more than 3,000 MySpace messages a week, many calling her nasty names.

No matter how tough it's been, Coluccio doesn't regret the experience. "'We both went to fulfill a dream but were made into characters," she said. "'American Idol' is the fakest show on TV. We're so real and down-to-earth, and I wish people could see that."

Ah, yes, the old "We are so nice and everyone's just jealous" excuse. But on to the pics! IDontLikeYouInThatWay harbors the brunt of the Barba onslaught, with snaps of the maligned Idol hopeful rubbing her choca on a basketball, all flower petaled out a la American Beauty, grinding on girls, and, most importantly, fellating a pixillated ding dong. And Oh No They Didn't takes it one step beyond with unpixillation, ass crack, and wet T-shirt shots taken in front of a beloved American landmark honoring those who gave their lives for this country. What next, Clay Aiken giving a reacharound in front of the Grant's Tomb? On top of Anna Nicole's fresh grave? Oh, the humanity.

Antonella isn't at MrSkin.com–yet–so take a peek at Paula Abdul.