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Anne Heche Thinks Laffoon Is a Buffoon
We are suckers for words that sound funny. Gubernatorial makes us think of Goobers, which are delicious. Duty sounds like doody, which is stinky. And Anne Heche’s ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, sounds kind of like holey baboon, which makes us imagine a primate who’s been on the business side of a drive-by. But while Coley Laffoon’s [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Anne Heche Divorces Delightfully Monikered Coley Laffoon
Today we bid a final farewell to one of the best names in celebritydom, Coley Laffoon. No, Mr. Laffoon has not died, but in the gossip world he may as well have, as he is no longer legally betrothed to crazy/famous lady Anne Heche. Their divorce has at long last been finalized, and he is [...]
Ik All Notra Daska Don (Translation: Anne Heche Is Pregnant)
Get ready to send a nice fruit, frankincense, and myrrh basket, because Jesus is about to be an uncle again. That's right, the Lord Almighty's favorite sister, Celestia, a.k.a Anne Heche, is about to pop out another relation to the savior. Us Weekly reports:
Anne Heche and her beau, actor James Tupper, are expecting their first [...]
Anne Heche Broke Like MC Hammer
Anne Heche is totally broke and can't pay child support! This is Celestia's fault, we just know it. That greedy little tramp probably ran off with Anne's credit cards and spent wads and wads of money on lesbian hookers. Or maybe she spent it all trying to fix her busted space ship so she could [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: What a Luffoon
ï Britney Spears. Her butt. Your face. (TMZ)
ï No phrase sends quivers of ecstasy up the male spine wiener quite like "Kelly Brook bikini photoshoot". (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Paris is suffering from ADD and claustrophobia. BFD, our cousin Cheyenne is suffering from impetigo and chronic fatigue and she's still in jail. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Sure Anne's a Bad Mom, But Celestia Is a Regular Mary Poppins
Anne Heche's soon-to-be-ex husband is trying to make her out to be the second coming of Joan Crawford, mommy wise. But instead of horrific stories involving midnight gardening and Noxzema monsters, all he's got is that Anne gives their kid food he doesn't like. We can hear the screams now: "No, Mommy, no. Please don't [...]
Naked Ladies for Charity! Naked Ladies for Charity! Hooray!
Charity is cool. Giving is cool. Not just because such a thing offers a chance for us all to feel warm n' fuzzy and/or superior when we fork over some dough to help people, and not just because of those nifty tax deductions, but because very nice-looking famous ladies often get naked in the name [...]
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