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Anne Hathaway Ditches Her D-Bag
We have never understood why pretty girls insist on dating scumbag losers. When you're as fair of skin and pouty of mouth as Anne Hathaway, you should be dating a Swiss prince who showers you in diamonds and writes you love poems, not some slimy Italian "businessman" who writes bad checks and always seems to [...]
Anne Hathaway Shares Her "Pink" with Steve Carrell
Aw, so cute. Anne Hathaway, with her wide-eyed, gazelle-like innocent beauty, thinks you kiss people by rubbing eyeballs together. According to Anne, she gave Steve Carrell pinkeye while kissing for the filming of Get Smart. Anne explains:
"There was a health scare last year and a certain contact solution, I won't say the name of it [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs
ï Bite-sized Heroes star Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (The Blemish)
ï Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants, Naomi Campbell [...]
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Anne Hathaway Gets Smart When She Gets Half Naked
It is somewhat hard to believe that the Anne Hathaway of today is the same Anne Hathaway of 2004. Back then: tiaras, Disney movies, figurative chastity belt. Post 2004: movies about giving BJs to gang members, rubbing her yammos on Jake Gyllenhaal, nipple-chewing on the high seas.. So it comes as no surprise that she'd [...]
Anne Hathaway: Bikini, Boat, Boyfriend, BJ?
Anne Hathaway possesses blindingly shimmering tresses, creamy alabaster skin, and, possibly, a cunty constitution. All of which make her one of the awesomest young actresses working today, and these pictures of her looking all hardbodied and fresh-faced in her cute bikini make her even awesomer. Especially when she's chewing on her dad's nipple and giving [...]
Talkin' Bout Nipples, Talkin' Bout Anne Hathaway Nipples
There was a time when we talked about Anne Hathaway nearly every day. We drooled and wagged our tongues over the thought of her rumored hardcore beaver-baring scenes in Havoc like a schnauzer presented with a snausage. But then we saw Havoc. And while the knockers were nice, there wasn't anything more, and Anne was [...]
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It's the Great Pumpkin, Anne Hathaway
You better make a hasty retreat, Anne, before you end up as a puree of turnip Thanksgiving side dish on the buffet next to the Valentino pumpkin pie.
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