"I'm having a fun little time with Cesario right now. My character is a girl who's shipwrecked and she arrives on a strange shore where she doesn't know anyone, and it occurs to her that the best way to take care of herself is to pretend that she's a boy.

"I'd be lying if I said that I haven't walked around my apartment with a sock shoved down the front! All of a sudden, you just understand. You stand differently and it's just like, yeah!"

Ah, if only Anne had been cast in this role when she was still dating Raffaelo Follieri! It would have made his transition to prison much easier.

ï Lisa Bonet named her newborn son Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. It's the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day. (Dlisted)

ï People's Choice Awards winners. Though you already know them because they're YOUR CHOICE. (CelebWarship)

ï 16-year-old Miley Cyrus wants a tattoo of her boyfriend's initials. No, no, Miley. Not until you get your zodiac sign and the kanji symbol for "strength". (Yeeeah!)

ï Anne Hathaway reveals what got her through the hard times. Anal sex! Wait, no. (Daily Stab)

ï Why don't you go look at ladies wearing football jerseys? It's not as if you have anything better to do, you lazy sack of puke. (Holy Taco)

ï Uppity Jessica Alba lost the sour for New Year's Eve, thanks in part to her buddy Booze. (Cityrag)

ï Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split rumor #56b. (The Blemish)

ï A lady got kissed to deaf. Zing! What a clever play on words! (Celebitchy)

ï Tila Tequila is ready to adopt! A baby even! Not just a new weave or a maltipoo! (CelebWarship)

ï Khloe Kardashian shows her side teat-a and full seat-a for PETA. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï And Kid Rock is all "see my vest, see my vest, made of real gorilla chest." (Anything Hollywood)

ï Britney's backup dancers have to make tinkles in cups. (Pop on the Pop)

ï It's been a while since we've eyeballed Kelly Brook in her lacy undertrimmings. (Holy Taco)

ï J. Lo has a better set of twins than Max and Emme. (Derek Hail)

ï Jay Leno will be taking his chambray shirts and wind-tossed silver mane to the 10 PM slot. (Hollywire)

ï A plane carrying Winona Ryder was forced to make an emergency landing, presumably because she was all zorked out on goofballs. (Yeeeah!)

ï Homoeroticism on the Twilight set. Rawr! (Hollywire)

ï Despite her unending, ultra-desirable heat, Megan Fox is still planning to marry David Silver. (Daily Stab)

ï Anne Hathaway has a new boyfriend, and he's apparently as big a loser moocher as the one that's in jail. (Anything Hollywood)

ï Aw. Someone for everyone. (Holy Taco)

ï Supermodel Karolina Kurkova has no navel. Like Kyle XY. (Flisted)

ï Girl meets girl. Girl gets girl. Girl flirts with boy at club. Girl on girl catfight ensues. It's another day in the tangled, demi-gay web of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. (The Blemish)

ï The top ten naked babes with guns. (Mr Skin)

ï Spitzer prostitute Ashley Dupre is just like you and me, except for the money for sex part. (Fatback)

ï L.A. dudes in bands, hold on to your wieners–Mischa Barton is now single. (Digital Spy)

ï Samantha Ronson announces that Lohan’s boobs will become Mrs. and Mrs. Ronson soon. (The Blemish)

ï Mr. Skin kicks off the Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows list! Will Mama’s Family make the cut? (Mr. Skin)

ï Rachael Leigh Cook (”‘memba her?” – TMZ) still looks adorable, especially in her bikini. (Fatback)

ï Garbage girl Shirley Manson is a urinal. You heard us. (Cityrag)

ï Naomi Campbell plans to have babies. Great. Ever notice how a rattle is the exact length and weight of a Blackberry? (Derek Hail)

ï Everybody wants Tina Fey or Megan Mullally to do a Sarah Palin impression. But Gina Gershon’s got it covered, bikini and all. (Yeeeah!)

ï Josh Hartnett is the only man alive who plans on suing someone for saying he had hot sex in a library. Dork. (IDLYITW)

ï Anne Hathaway's scuzzo ex got sentenced to five years in the big house. And we just got sentenced to 10 minutes of masturbating to Anne naked in Havoc. Everyone wins! (CelebWarship)

ï And he shall be forever called Fishdick. (Holy Taco)

ï Kanye Wested got arrested. (Bitten and Bound)

ï VH1 is working on a new dating show starring Antonio Sabato Jr. You know who's going to be really excited about this? My sister, in 1991. (Seriously OMG WTF)

ï Look! We made a list of the "Top 100 Hilarious and Addictive Celebrity Blogs". See, we're not as bad as everyone says. (The Love Coach)

The Enquirer has learned exclusively that her ex-lover Raffaello Follieri took naked photos of the actress. Follieri was arrested June 24 and charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering.

In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.

The Enquirer learned that just recently, Anneís brother Michael tried to gain access to a hidden storage room in the Bronx where Follieri had storied some of his and Anneís belongings after he moved out of his apartment.

ìMichael went to the storage facility, but was told he was a day late. The day before (July 15), FBI agents had removed numerous documents, photos and what were believed to be Anneís diaries from the storage room. Michael was told that he could not get into the room or take anything out.î

Man, that must have been a hard call for Anne. "Allow my naked pictures to fall into the hands of the Feds OR give them to my brother?" It would be a tough decision for anyone. Anyone except for Zeus and Hera! Hahahaha! Or perhaps Freyr and Freyja, amIright? Or how about Nephthys and Set? That Nephthys, what a little minx! Man, when it comes to comedy, just go with the classics: farting, slipping on banana peels, and incest in Egyptian folklore. Take my high priestess, please!

See what the feds saw. Anne Hathaway is nude at MrSkin.com.

Anne Hathaway could be drawn deeper into the fraud scandal of her ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, now that FBI agents have seized the actressí private journals, sources tell us.

The agents confiscated the intimate diaries of the ìDevil Wears Pradaî star during another raid on Follieriís $37,500-a-month Trump Tower pad, according to the sources. Seeking to bolster their case against the dashing Italian, who has been charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering, agents are also said to have seized photos of Follieri with Bill and Hillary Clinton, Pope John Paul II, and John and Cindy McCain. Also confiscated were documents, watches, a Tiffany clock, an antique Bible and personal photos of Follieri and Hathaway.

Hathaway, who has been charged with no crime, has cut off all contact with the 30-year-old Follieri, say sources. While Follieri recently had associates return to Hathaway a $250,000 abstract painting that had hung in his pad, ìsheís changed her numbers so he canít reach her,î says a friend. ìRaffaello has been trying to call her all the time.î

According to friends, he still wonders whether Hathaway, 25, helped put him behind bars. ìHe was in Europe, working on a deal,î says a source. ìHe didnít have to come back to New York. He knew he was being investigated. But she kept calling him, saying they needed to resolve their future. A few days after his return, he was arrested.î

"Dear Diary, I think Nick Jonas is really dreamy, but don't tell anyone, it's a secret. I really, really, really, really hope that Julie Andrews buys me a pony for my birthday. She hinted that my present would be big and hairy. I hope it's a pony! A light brown one that I'll call Butterscotch. Oh, that would be the bestest present any girl could ever get. I like Julie Andrews. She's nice. Except when she tells me to stand up straight. That's annoying. Oh, Diary, I must be going now. Sleepover is playing on ABC Family and I think it's really funny to watch the parts with Steve Carell and laugh and laugh and then call him on the phone and recite them to him. He really hates that. Love, Anne." Yeah, those will be really helpful.


See Anne Hathaway nude at MrSkin.com.

ï Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term downblouse? What an antiquated word. We don't say "upcrinoline". Though "crack above slacks" has a nice ring to it. (Egotastic!)

ï Anne Hathaway does not heed the rap world's advice to "stop snitchin'"; snitches. (Flisted)

ï Cameron Diaz is beginning to look a bit Wildensteinian. (Cityrag)

ï Eva Longoria gets plugged. Fireplugged, that is! (The Blemish)

ï Pharrell thinks tattoos and skin are like wallpaper. (FemaleFirst)

ï Lindsay Lohan and chick chum Samantha Ronson get cutesy together. (CelebWarship)

ï Zooey Deschanel is everyone's favorite. You there. Go. Look upon her in a swimsuit. (Don't Link This)

ï Bridget the Midget's nip slip proves that not ALL of her is tiny. (Taxi Driver)

ï Amy Winehouse hit a fan (and it felt like a kiss). (Allie Is Wired)

ï Eddie Murphy wants to retire from movies. Well, see ya. (Daily Stab)

ï Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (Yeeeah!)

ï Mario Lopez kissed Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (Hollywire)

ï Heather Locklear just checked herself before she wrecked herself. Naw, she checked herself into a clinic to deal with depression and other psychological issues. (Faded Youth)

ï Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and bustin' loose! Lock up your crack pipes and your Final Net! (CelebWarship)

ï Hugh Hefner banged a lot of dames. And his sister-in-law. And a dude. (Celebridiot)

ï In case you were wondering, Jennifer Lopez is still a joyless harridan asshole. (D-listed)

ï Pam Anderson bares her teeth, growls, and emits a fountain of champagne from her tit. (Cityrag)

ï Anne Hathway's now-ex boyfriend just got popped for posing as the Vatican's financial officer. Ahahaha, whatta cutup! (Daily Stab)

ï Katherine Heigl ditches the Huggabunch bikini in favor of the Rainbow Brite one. And pairs her UV rays with a few long hard drags off a cigarette. Cancerlicious! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (Yeeeah!)

ï Keanu Reeves is seeing China Chow. You're also seeing China Chow. Seeing her topless, that is. In related news, China Chow is not kibble for Chinese people that comes in a 15 lb bag. Who knew? (Taxi Driver)

ï Jennifer Lopez and Unfrozen Caveman Husband take their spawn out for some fresh air. (Faded Youth)

ï Forget danceoffs; Mel B is getting her revenge on Eddie Murphy with an album called Beverly Hills Cock. That sounds nice. (Daily Stab)

ï The many toups of Jeremy Piven. (Cityrag)

ï Nicole Richie gets her Mrs. Roper on. (Seriously OMG WTF?!)

ï Gisele Bundchen speaks highly of beau Tom Brady; says he "doesn't have a bad bone in his body." That's right, because his bad bone is in YOUR body. Swish! (CelebWarship)

ï Boil some water and get some clean sheets–Britney's on her way to Lousiana to be there for Jamie-Lynn's birthin'! Wait a minute, we're talking about Spearses. Boil some Diet Mountain Dew and get some dirty sheets! (The Hollywood Gossip)

ï Puffy Dangle Doobie Diddle waxes his nutbag. It is imperative that we know this. (The Blemish)

ï Kate Moss dons a tasteful, maternal see-through dress to take her daughter for a stroll. (Flisted)

ï Anne Hathaway is all, "there once was a man from Nantucket." (WENN)