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NippleLynne McNip

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:24:37 +0000

Ah, the life of a celebrated thespian! The long hours spent poring over scripts. The dedication to the craft that allows one to spend hours, days even, getting inside the head of one’s character. The natural talent that gives one easy access to one’s emotions. The discussions with the director over the character’s motivation. The leaning over, allowing one’s fat, baby-thumb nipple to squint out from ‘neath an American Apparel deep V tee. After the cut. AnnaLynne McCord nipple. Or would that be NiPpLe?

At this point, we know nothing of AnnaLynne other than the fact that her nips have some sort of shirt-repelling force field around them. They’re better actors than she is. I heard one of them played Laurey AND Aunt Eller in its high school production of Oklahoma! True story.

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AnnaLynne McCord Makes 90210 Must See TitV

Agent E. — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:10:47 +0000

We are never going to like AnnaLynne McCord. It’s not really anything against her as a person. It’s her damn parents’ fault. Because there is no reason that in the course of typing a person’s name we should have to use the shift key four times. It causes ire in us akin to people making us listen to Bjork. Really, we should probably spend our time getting annoyed by things with more social import, like crime rates, or things we can possibly change, like a big pile of dirty laundry, but that’s just not how we operate. Instead, while we’re looking at AnnLynne’s slipped nipple, we’re muttering to ourselves. “Damn stupid nipple. It should have just stayed in that dumb dress. It’s such as asshole for popping out like that. Now we’re going to have to type her dumb name on our dumb website in a dumb story for dumb people to read. And we’re going to have to type four capital letters every time we mention her name. God.” But really, we should focus on the positive here. Nipple! Out of its fabric casing! Being caught by a deft photographer! These are good things, right? OK, let’s do that. After the cut, nipple. From that girl with four capital letters in her name.

The Most Popular Panties in Hollywood

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:51:23 +0000

Here we have sexy AnnaLynne McCord, star of the new 90210 and woman of many capital letters, getting out of a car. That doesn’t sound very exciting until you notice that her panties feature opaque black stripes over see-through, so it looks like her bologna folds are in jail. And heyyyy, aren’t those the same underdrawers Emma Watson was wearing when she flashed her crotchola last April? They’re kind of like those jerry-rigged tap shoes Lisa wore on the dancing episode of The Simpsons. Only instead of causing the wearer to tappa tappa tappa, the undies make the pappa pappa pappa snappa snappa snappa labial flappa flappa flappas. Whee!

AnnaLynne McCord Straight Up Stinks

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:20:22 +0000

A beautiful woman walks by. She lowers her eyelids sexily and brushes her hair away from her shoulders. You take in her dazzling smile, her elegant legs, the delicate sundress skimming her flawless body. Then the wind shifts and you catch a whiff and she smells like something from the onion family mixed with the cheese of a thousand hobos' navels. AnnaLynne McCord, everybody! According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy):

AnnaLynne McCord is basking in the sweet smell of success over her breakout role in ì90210" but her body odor is causing quite a stink among the showís cast and crew!

The 21-year-old sexpot plays the role of spoiled rich Beverly Hills High student Naomi Clark on the CWís popular teen drama, but thereís nothing sexy about the way she smells, say sources.

ìAnnaLynne is easy on the eyes, but tough on the nose!î a set insider divulged. ìShe actually brags about not using deodorant and insists she doesnít need it – as if having body odor is below her. But the truth is, AnnaLynne reeks!î

The problem has gotten so bad that the cast and crew have nicknamed her ìAnnaLynne McStinky,î says the insider. And because no one is willing to step up and give AnnaLynne the bad B.O. news to her face, theyíre trying to devise ways to get the message across.

ìA few people have made light-hearted jokes about body odor in her presence, and someone else actually tossed deodorant in a bag she carries when she wasnít looking, but poor AnnaLynne hasnít gotten the message,î said the insider.

AnnaLynne even ìsmelled funkyî when she showed up for the showís first season wrap party at the West Hollywood nightspot Coco de Ville on March 21, the source revealed. ìThe irony is she is one of the hottest stars on TV right now – but she needs to address her body odor issue.î

"AnnaLynne McStinky"? For real? Nobody could think of anything cleverer? I mean, her first name practically is a feminine form of the word "anal". Try harder, people.

9021Blow

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 17:08:44 +0000

Here is a picture of 90210 beauty and possessor of four capital letters AnnaLynne McCord behind the scenes of her show. She is holding her hair back while shoving a long, tube-shaped, mouthwatering banana as far down her throat as she can get it. We can't help looking at this picture and giggling, thinking of something else. It reminds us of something. And that something is that she's getting a lot of potassium, vitamin B6, and fiber. That means AnnaLynne McCord's neurotransmitters are in working order and her bowel movements are regular, solid, and well-formed. Oh yeah, we just made this post NSFW.

90210h Hell Yes

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:01:19 +0000

Celebrity bikini season is upon us, as the wealthy and comely flock to sultry locales and frolic in the surf. If you are able, tear your eyes away from the simian swing of Wino's crack sacks and check out 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini. She looks okay, I guess. I mean, if you like beautiful faces atop perfectly toned and smooth young bodies with lean muscle mass, all natural breasts, and a perky rear. Most people aren't into that kind of thing, but here at CelebNewsWire we like to embrace all shapes. We're open-minded!

AnnaLynne McCord SliPs NippLe

Agent E. — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:48:57 +0000

We've tried to watch 90210, but usually about halfway through an episode we'll start thinking about cleaning out closets or something. It's just that boring. Kelly and Brenda haven't even engaged in a little hair pulling. Nothing. And AnnaLynne McCord is supposed to be the villain, but the writers don't have enough balls to actually make her do anything evil. Maybe the whole writing staff needs to spend a week or two watching nothing but Days of Our Lives to get some inspiration. How about a class trip to some sort of island far off the coast where they're supposed to do something pseudo-educational like study rocks or some shit, but when they get there it's revealed that AnnaLynne's character has actually taken all of her classmates hostage and will force them to produce tropical-themed porno until she's rich enough to move to Dubai? There. CelebNewsWire is a TV writer. Can we have our really big check now? Anyway, the whole point of this is that AnnLynne, she of the annoying four capital letters, slipped some nip on set. Maybe if they could leave that in it would be worth tuning in. After the cut, nip.

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CNW Junk Drawer: Victoria's Secret: Pores Exist

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:05:50 +0000

ï Marisa Miller and other Victoria's Secret models at an underwear fitting. Look ma, no airbrushing. (The Blemish)

ï Angelina Jolie says she's "still just a punk kid with tattoos". She went on to say, "Seriously, I saw Youth of Today four times and I own the Infest Slave LP on colored vinyl." (Fatback)

ï Adriana Lima's juggtacular bra commercials! (Cityrag)

ï Star says Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with twins. We say Star is pregnant with twin turds; i.e. full of shit. (Celebitchy)

ï Britney Spears is on the cover of Cosmo. So you can ogle her weave while reading about the 10 tantric orgasm tips that will drive his nads wild. (Bitten and Bound)

ï AnnaLynne McCord has 4 capital letters in her name. She also has a lesbian kiss. See video! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï LIndsay Lohan gets dumped in favor of Denise Richards. Ow, that's gotta smart. (Yeeeah!)

ï Amy Wino's rodent-like spouse has been released from prison. It's going to be a very cracky Christmas. (Hollywood Gossip)

ï Heidi Klum takes those old records off the shelf. And those shirts off her shelf. (Seriously OMG WTF)