Tag Archives: Anna Nicole Smith
CNW Junk Drawer: "Spread 'em!"
ï Courtney Love says she saw a gigantic pile of white powder at Paris Hilton's birthday party. So? It was just talc for Paris's new orange body/chalk face kabuki look (left).
ï Elizabeth Hurley got married. So . . . that's great. For her. Good job, or something.
ï Sienna Miller says, "This year [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, celebs in rehab, Courtney Love, drugs, Elizabeth Hurley, Eva Mendes, Joel Madden, Nicole Kidman, O.J. Simpson, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, parties, see-through shots, Sienna Miller
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R.I.P. A.N.S.: Funeral Tomorrow
After all the legal wrangling, haggling, and scrabbling between Larry Birkhead, Virgie Arthur, and Howard K. Stern (that asshole), it has been decided that Anna Nicole Smith will finally be buried next to her son Daniel in the Bahamas tomorrow. IMDb.com reports:
Virgie Arthur challenged a ruling to bury Smith in Nassau, and her appeal was [...]
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Also tagged celebrity deaths, frivolous lawsuits, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead
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CNW Junk Drawer: . . . and the Sorcerer's Bone
ï Patricia Heaton is a conservative, but her dress sure ain't.
ï Scratch your head in wonder as you ponder the bizarre flap of flesh that resides between Janet Jackson's ubiquitous implants.
ï Anna Nicole's former assistant, the beloved Kimmie, will be opening up tonight–for real this time–on The Insider. Pat O'Brien is gonna [...]
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Also tagged Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, Daniel Radcliffe, Janet Jackson, paparazzi, Patricia Heaton, plays, see-through shots, television
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What, You Don't Party With YOUR Methadone Doctor?
Keeping up with Anna Nicole coverage has become, for us, a Sisyphean task. We feel like Beastmaster slowly sinking into quicksand, only we have no charming rodent cohorts to lend us a tree branch and pull us from the muck. So we're just going to pick one update and go with it today: this video [...]
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Also tagged celebrity deaths, drugs, Howard K. Stern, Larry Birkhead
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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Also tagged booze, Brody Jenner, celebrity deaths, celebrity pregnancies, celebrity websites, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Gretchen Carlson, Howard K. Stern, Jewel, magazines, Michelle Rodriguez, Naomi Watts, Sylvester Stallone, Tyra Banks, upskirt shots
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Druggy the Clown
As we speak, Howard K. Stern (that asshole) is in court, along with embattled probable babydaddy Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole’s estranged mother Virgie Arthur, so a judge can determine ANS’s final resting place. It’s a sobering time and a true tragedy when people can’t even come together to decide where a poor deceased [...]
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Anna Nicole Smith's Body Embalmed, Ready for Gram Parsons-like Snatching Caper
Get ready for the first funeral to ever get live full coverage from Entertainment Tonight: Anna Nicole Smith's body has finally been embalmed.
Anna Nicole Bared Her Breasts and Genitals for Men and Women
As much as we'd like to just relax and cold kick it with a bottle of Kabbalah water, and chill out while waiting for Anna Nicole toxicology reports/paternity test results, we can't help but fuel the rumors, because we're nebbynosed blatherskites and that's what we do. Today's updates bring us prison correspondence, predestined funereal garb, [...]