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Anna Nicole Smith: Murder! Intrigue! Haberdashery!
Anna Nicole Smith departed this mortal coil in 2007, but like Elvis, Marilyn Monroe, and Sean Penn’s fat brother, she continues to intrigue long after her death. Apparently, FBI files were just released that indicated the mammoth-canned Playmate had been investigated for trying to off her late husband’s son. AP reports:
Smith’s FBI records, obtained exclusively [...]
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Howard K Stern: He Methadone Her Wrong
It was us, okay? God, we're sorry. We invoked the beast! It's been years since we've heard a peep from Anna Nicole Smith's former lawyer/buddy/faux babydaddy/leech Howard K. Stern. Then, when this whole Rihanna and Chris Brown thing went down, we thought it was safe to bring our loving nickname for Stern, "A ASSHOLE", out [...]
"And This Is the Bustier Mommy Wore When She Spread Her Legs on the White Fur Rug"
At a recent auction of the late Anna Nicole Smith's things, her former boyfriend and inseminator Larry Birkhead shelled out $3000 for her lingerie–a pink bustier and white negligee ANS wore for a Playboy shoot. No, he's not into transvestism (though the highlights make us wonder)–he was buying them for their baby girl, Dannielynn. Of [...]
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Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2007!
2007 will be known for a lot of things. The year we lost the incandescent talent that is Anna Nicole Smith. The year of the Virginia Tech massacre. The year Tony Blair retired. And much more importantly, a year filled with wobbling, pink-nipped bosoms floating like parade floats–really sexy parade floats–across movie screens worldwide. This [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity nudity, Marisa Tomei, movies, Mr. Skin
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Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern More than BFFs: Secret Gay Lovers
Late last week we were made giddy by the prospect of Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern (that asshole) being in cahoots. We thought that by this point in the whole Anna Nicole saga there couldn't be any more surprises, that we could see every impossible twist coming. But holy shit were we wrong. We [...]
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Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern: Secret BFFs
There is almost nothing we love more than a juicy Hollywood conspiracy. RFK actually killed Marilyn Monroe? Sweet. Catherine Zeta-Jones is really 82 years old and being kept alive by hourly pigeon-shit injections? We'd believe it. But the best one of all may be the possibility that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern have been [...]
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Still No Daddy for Dannielynn; Candy Spelling Weighs In
We have bitten our fingernails to bloody nubs, pulled out every last strand of hair, and ground our teeth down to meth-addict stumps in anticipation, but, alas, the Bahamas do not play by our rules of time and work and order. Sure, we were supposed to find out if Larry Birkhead's sperm penetrated one of [...]
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Dannielynn's Da-Da Revealed . . . Real Soon Now, We Promise
We don't have it in our hearts and minds and spirits to look deep inside ourselves and come up with fresh Anna Nicole Smith material, so this is just a little post-it note to let you know that tomorrow, at long, long last, the mouth swabs will be tallied Montel-style and baby Dannielynn's sirer will [...]
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Anna Nicole Smith Cause of Death, Revealed!
This morning, investigators revealed the cause of Anna Nicole Smith's death at long last. It was not, as we assumed, Howard K. Stern (asshole) in the conservatory with a rope, but lots and lots of accidental drugs and, possibly, a blood-poisoned gluteal abcess due to an injection, in the hotel room by Anna and/or persons [...]
Anna Nicole Smith's Death Secrets Revealed!
Medical examiner Joshua Perper isn't set to announce Anna Nicole Smith's cause of death until Monday morning (according to TMZ), but that won't stop Star and The National Enquirer from telling you that they know the answers. The tabs talked to this guy who is Perper's sister-in-law's manicurist's cousin's pool boy, and he said she [...]