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CNW Junk Drawer: GIRL FIGHT IN DA CLUB!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:25:05 +0000

Anna Kournikova gets involved in a girl-on-girl brawl. Your fantasies become reality. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love vows to gain 15 pounds. Oh, it’s going to be a hard road. A tough challenge to face. It will take a lot of dedication. She’s going to have to eat food and . . . uh, yeah, that’s about it. That should do it. (Celebitchy)
Awkward celebrity boners. A beautiful stroll through a serene photo collage. (Cityrag)
Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan! Today, she turns 23. And her liver don’t look a day over 52. (Drunken Stepfather)
The eldest of the brothers Jonas, Kevin Jonas, is engaged to be married and reportedly will lose his virginity. Tween girls would be upset, but Kevin is known as Fugly Jonas so w/e. (Daily Stab)
Renee Zellweger is dating Bradley Cooper. Aw, that’s great! Wait, who’s Bradley Cooper. (Allie Is Wired)

CNW Junk Drawer: Stuff on My Lohan

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 30 May 2007 17:38:18 +0000

ï Jessica Simpson dons dress with Venetian blind chestpiece. (Yeeeah!)

ï Fun with Photoshop: "Stuff on My Lohan". Hee hee hee hee hee! (Cityrag)

ï Hollywood romance meets the Primetime weekend mystery: Brittany Murphy has awesome taste in men! (ICYDK)

ï Claire Danes and My So-Called Nip. (Taxi Driver)

ï Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias have broken up. It was all downhill after he chopped the Raisinette off his face. (Hollywood Tuna) UPDATE: They're still together, choco-krispie or no.

ï Eva Mendes admits that she had a swig or two of booze to calm her nerves before shooting a sex scene opposite Joaquin Phoenix. As a recovering alcoholic, he surely found the taste of Beam on the breath an intoxicating impetus to make the scene that much more authentically passionate. Man, was that too mean? (Derek Hail)

ï Lindsay's dad offers up some Christian advice whilst wearing a tank top. (GlossLip)

ï When you're faced with a daunting jail sentence after violating parole following a DUI, how to lift your spirits? Build-A-Bear Workshop, girlfriend! (Celebrity Puke)

Kournikova Serves . . . Her Bush!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 07 Jan 2005 17:28:22 +0000

Not to be outdone by Kirsten Dunst's renegade rack flash, beachbound tennis brat Anna Kournikova pulled aside her bikini bottoms to inspect her sandy 'tang, offering up a crotch flash to God and everybody.

The fine folks over at Drunken Stepfather blog bring you a veritable cornucopia of Kournikova crevasse pics but the question remains: what was she looking for down there? Sand crabs? Lost car keys? Enrique Iglesias's missing mole?

Anna and Enrique: Manna and Wifeque?

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:25:41 +0000

Bombshell tennis star Anna Kournikova and formerly-moley Enrique Iglesias have reportedly married in secret. But the real question is: does anyone care?

US Weekly reports that the 23-year-old Kournikova, was seen sporting a wedding ring on her left hand at a charity tennis event in Florida. When asked about her relationship with Iglesias, she was heard to bubble, "Enrique is great. Everything is awesome. We are married."

A source told the magazine of the ceremony: "It was a very small and secret wedding – only family and a few very close friends were invited."

But honestly, why the big secret? Why have cloak-and-dagger nuptials? Does Enrique honestly think he's going to lose fans if they find out he's an old married fart? Does Enrique Iglesias even have fans?