Tag Archives: Angelina Jolie
Brad and Ang: Boring, Just Like Us!
We know, we know. Sometimes it's hard to find interesting celebrity gossip. Sometimes you end up writing about Jennifer Aniston's shiny hair or Amy Adams's love of Target towels. You've got space to fill. But good lord, Us Weekly, covering Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sexy, sexy trip to a suburban grocery store? Was this [...]
Angie's Gone Duggar!
For someone who wanted to spend her life giving homes to the multihued orphans of the planet, Angelina Jolie sure likes the DIY approach to kids these days. Look, it’s Angelina preggo rumor #452c, courtesy of Star:
Yes, Angie is pregnant,” a family insider tells Star. “They’d been trying for another baby for months, but it [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon-Padgett
ï So they're saying Pamela Anderson is set to wed again. This time to scuba diver Jamie Padgett. Eighteenth time's a charm! (Yeeeah!)
ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, Celebrity Sex Tapes, jail, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Pamela Anderson, Phil Spector, upskirt shots
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Natalie Portman Is Probably Feeling Pretty Awesome Right Now
Muppet-mouthed maneater Angelina Jolie is widely considered the foxiest babe in the universe, but really, she's just like us. She craps. Sometimes. When she remembers to eat. And if you cut her, she bleeds. And then puts it into a vial and hangs it around her neck. And she actually feels insecure and jealous of [...]
Angelina Jolie's Cooter Seeking a More Well-Rounded Diet
That Angelina Jolie. She's wild. She lives on the edge. Labels and conventions can't contain her. She's free in her choices. Don't tell her what to do. Because she won't listen. She does what the hell she wants, when the hell she wants. And if that includes stopping by an all-lesbian orgy every once in [...]
Brad Pitt Begs "Please, Please, Please Marry Me Already"
In today's bullshit Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie story, they're getting married! Yay! Except that if they got married every time a magazine said they would, they'd have more ceremonies under their belts than Larry King. Says OK! magazine (via Celebitchy):
Superstar parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the worldís most glamorous couple ó but [...]
Brad Does Nanny, Angie Gets Slappy
OK, here's the thing. Brad Pitt already had his midlife crisis, right? He divorced his nice, boring wife and ran off with a hussy from work. While wearing leather and riding a motorcycle. Pretty typical. Over. Done. He can't do it again. But according to Star magazine, he's trying to diddle the nanny. What's next? [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Golden R-earring
ï Pam Anderson straps on the golden thong and jiggles it. Just a little bit. (IDLYITW)
ï Zahara and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are cooler than you, and they can't even read. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto has a secret husband. She's keeping him on the DL because he's so very [...]
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Angelina Jolie Is Ruined
If US Weekly has taught us anything, it's how to get Lauren Conrad's edgy summer look for less. Oh, and that stars are just like us. They shop for groceries, they put money in parking meters, and above all, they think of themselves as hideous gorgons unfit for eyes. Although long believed to be the [...]
Knox and Vivienne Emerge; Enjoy Travel-Sized Diaper Ointment
We saw them as little newborn grubs, and now they are butterflies. Like Suri Cruise before them, twins Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt have been kept undercover for a while. We assumed this was because the combined genes of parents Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would create some sort of visual black hole that would suck [...]