. . . we reveal Angelina Jolie’s plans to bring home a baby from Syria, even if Brad Pitt isn’t quite ready to be a dad to kid No. 7!

While Brad has said he wants a “soccer team” of kids, he’s now telling friends he’s not quite ready for another baby. However, his partner Angie is very ready and is preparing to bring home a little girl from Syria.

“He has made it clear that six children are more than he can handle,” the source says. “The idea of one more seemed ludicrous, but Angie is determined to complete her rainbow family.”

She’s like my granny with her Emmett Kelly figurines! She wouldn’t rest until the crying one carrying a bindle was hers.

The couple made a surprise visit to the Licky Licious gelato store where the owner Ihab Fakhouri snapped a picture of the family that was later posted on Twitter.

It was a very rare public outing for the 14-month-old twins who, unlike their high-profile siblings, have only been seen a handful of times since their birth.

It has led to speculation about their health, with some US publications claiming they suffered allergies and were kept hidden away for safety reasons.

But the pair looked like ‘really happy kids’ according to Fakhouri, who gave them pecan, caramel, vanilla and mango ice cream to try.

They look pretty healthy. In fact, little Vivienne looks like Shiloh Part II only with the pierced ears and blingy gold chain of a New Jersey bridge and tunneler’s offspring. Knox, curiously enough, channels the downturned, doughy-faced, wiseacre moppets of the depression era. Put that kid in suspenders, short pants, and a porkpie hat, make him say “Aw, applesauce!” and you’ve got Chubbsy-Ubbsy from the Little Rascals.

Wicked crazy cuteness at an ice cream parlor in Amman, Jordan:

We’re cute, too. Let’s be Facebook brosephs.

Angelina Jolie

Last week Brad Pitt sent tongues wagging when he told Parade that the secret stone grotto behind the waterfall in his pool is “a great place for sex.”

Now, Angelina Jolie says that’s not their only secret hideaway. “Yeah, well, we got a few special places,” she told Extra.

Like in the can? We bet she means in the can.

It seems that Brangelina know how to keep their sex lives spicy after Brad Pitt revealed that he and Angelina Jolie have a hidden sex grotto outside their house.

Brad and Ange, who have six children can often find it hard to spend quality time together, but luckily for them, this secret stone grotto behind a waterfall in their pool is;  “A great place for sex.” He told Parade.

Provided the chlorine doesn’t ruin it, the frothy runoff from piston-like thrusting of Angelina and Brad could be just what Ponce de Leon was looking for. The Jolie-Pitts best install a state-of-the-art security system, lest they wake up in the middle of the night to find J. Lo and Madonna crouched in their grotto with straws.

Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I'm not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?

Shit, that's mean. And although we're 99% certain those words were never spoken aloud, we're also 99% certain that the self-absorbed monologue in Angelina's head does go pretty much exactly like that. Only, in addition to Megan Fox she thinks the same things about every popular actress. "Jessica Alba? Better than her. Scarlett Johansson? Better than her. Heather Graham? Better than her." Then she gets around to Kate Winslet and starts throwing things and bawling, "Hollywood doesn't want me to succeed. I'm just too beautiful. They can't accept and reward my utter perfection."

ìEvery time a relationship ends, I say, ëIf I could just be Angelinaís girlfriend, I would be so happy.íî

Soooo that's supposed to make us want to go see Transformers 2? Like, "Honestly, I had no interest in paying $10.50 to sit in a theater full of whining children and cell phone talkers to see a bunch of CGI robots talk to Shia the Beef but now that Megan Fox says she likes Angelina Jolie, SIGN ME UP!"

Megan Fox clam lips, on the other hand, could probably entice us into watching anything. Even that new Lars von Trier movie with the testicle-smashing, or Madea Goes to Big Lots.

ìShe told Brad heíd humiliated her for the last time,î the source reveals. ìShe then hurled a string of insults at him and hung up.î

The source adds that ìWorld War IIIî has broken out at the Long Island, NY mansion that Brad, Angelina and their six children are sharing, and it will be hard to ìtry to act like a happy coupleî when they attend the Cannes film festival in France this month.

So first of all we're supposed to believe that Angelina Jolie reads In Touch? And then we're supposed to believe that she believes what she reads in In Touch? If their stories were always accurate, Angie would have incubated about eighteen babies by now and had almost as many weddings. We don't think Angelina is that much of a fool. And besides, we're pretty sure she catches up on her gossip by reading CNW. Hi, Angie! We love you! Call us!

Angelina Jolie is a jealous, cunning liar who schemed to lure Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston, cheated on him with a woman rock star, ó and even slept with her own mother's boyfriend! These are just some of the explosive revelations that could be served up about Hollywood's most famous mom in two shocking new tell-all books.

In the May 18 issue of Star ó on sale today ó we have the inside stories about the books about Brad's baby mama ó one to be written by renowned investigative reporter Andrew Morton, the other by Angie's former bodyguard Mickey Brett ó and the revelations they could include paint an unflattering picture of the wild child-turned humanitarian.

One of the shocking claims ó detailed in our cover story ó that could find its way into one of the books is that a teenage Angelina hooked up with her mother Marcheline's boyfriend.

"March and her guy had a huge fight, and Angie saw her chance to seduce him," an insider tells Star. "Angie cried and begged March to forgive her. Of course, March did."

Morton and his team of researchers are now in LA starting work on his blockbuster. And if he misses any juicy scandals, the ex-bodyguard has his own stories, including her hush-hush liaison with one of the biggest names in rock.

"Mickey the bodyguard knew all about this relationship," an insider tells Star. "And the details are pretty hot!"

Female rock star? We could throw out obvious guesses like Madonna and Gwen Stefani, but that's too easy. We're going to take a broader view of the term "rock star" and say Carol Channing. That dame could put Angie in her place. That, or Hannah Montana. Because even fictional characters want to bonk Angelina Jolie.