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Amy Winehouse Won't Let Hospitalization Slow Down Her Busy Drinking Schedule
We've got an Amy Winehouse story for you today. And it involves at least two of the following elements (all favorites in the Wino gossip arsenal): drugs, booze, hospitalization, public nudity, weeping sores. Go ahead and make your guesses, then dive into this short tale from The Sun:
EVEN going to hospital doesnít slow down AMY [...]
Fried Winehouse
What with her estrangement from stoat-like husband Blake Fielder-Civil and her exile on the isle of St. Lucia, soul-singin' hivehead Amy Winehouse has been doing a fairly nice job of keeping herself out of trouble the past few weeks. Only now the celeb has been snapped wandering around the beach with an open, weeping sore. [...]
I Like Green Crack and Ham, I Do, I Like Them, Sam I Am
It's the end of the night, and all you want to do is put the kids to bed so you can get down to your real loves: porn and Mad Dog 20/20. But first there is the tucking in and the story reading. You could go with the classics, Dr. Seuss or Goodnight Moon. But [...]
Amy Winehouse Is Mellow, It's So Mellow
We haven't paid any attention to Amy Winehouse lately. Maybe that's why she's running around the Caribbean naked again. OK, Wino, we give. We're paying attention to you now. See? There's your name right on the screen. Wino Wino Wino. Happy? Our own nude beach enthusiast, FemaleFirst, reports:
Amy Winehouse staged a breast-baring protest at her [...]
Back to Black the Hospital
Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital in St. Lucia after allegedly suffering drug withdrawal. In other super exciting and completely unexpected news, the sun rose in the east this morning, anvils are heavy, and scorpions don't make good house pets.
CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me You Love Me
ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked [...]
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Amy Winehouse, Booze Burglar
You may have thought that the most dastardly and cunning act of theft to hit a holiday resort was old Mr. and Mrs. Schumacher in Dirty Dancing, but you'd be wrong. It's Amy Winehouse. But she doesn't care about your wallet or your jewels; she's after your hooch. Reports The Sun:
WASTED AMY WINEHOUSE is reduced [...]
Amy Winehouse Chooses Adulterous Beach Sex over Deceased Married Coitus
That exquisite dutchess herself, Fergie, traded being Fergalicious with being Ferga-missus when she married whatshisname on Saturday. Also, Madonna went on a date with a "mystery man" while her erstwhile secret lover macked on Kate Hudson. Love is blooming in Hollywood, like so many chancres on Paris Hilton's labia, but one couple is not so [...]
Amy Winehouse's New Year's Resolution: Become a Nudist
We are not even going to try to touch on Jett Travolta's sad death, because we haven't quite mastered the art of compassion and don't want to accidentally sound like assholes, so instead let's talk about Amy Winehouse naked! Weeeee! She sure does like flopping out her funbags lately. Perhaps it's part of her New [...]
Hide Your Toothbrush if Wino's in Town
Crack in the mornin', crack in the evenin', crack at suppertime. When crack is on a bagel, you can eat crack any time. This is the philosophy to which hive-headed songbird Amy Winehouse subscribes, according to her former personal assistant/pet weiner Alex Haines, who spilled the beans about his life with Amy in the respected [...]